Daily reminder that Patrick once referred to his wife as a "replacement"

[The Talking Dead]

"You're the only ones who still obsess about my ex wife, child. I now have a better replacement"

lol fat, crazy shithead.

 

[Brooke Shields]

We're all just actors in Pat's life that's a movie

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

"You're the only ones who still obsess about my ex wife, child. I now have a better replacement"

lol fat, crazy shithead.

He did say she was better, to be fair, he was almost nice that time. And also when he referred to her as his “second, better wife”. That was almost polite.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

He used to regularly mention on Twitter that she was his second wife or he was remarried or whatever. Why anyone would feel the need to include those details always baffled me. It was as if he wanted to prove that he didn't just settle for Niki, he managed to get one other poor bitch locked down before her.

 

[The Talking Dead]

He used to regularly mention on Twitter that she was his second wife or he was remarried or whatever. Why anyone would feel the need to include those details always baffled me. It was as if he wanted to prove that he didn't just settle for Niki, he managed to get one other poor bitch locked down before her.

He also never misses the chance to call Kyle his "little brother". This man is not working with a healthy brain.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

"Had sex with my wife day before yesterday."

 

[Slackjawed Cow]