Daily Reminder: Patrick nearly started crying on Josiah Tape 5

[HotDogJoe]

 

[UnPRePared]

1.7 x $130,000 = FAT CRYBABY

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

The problem with that sweetie, is we already figured that out

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

He sounds like Perez Hilton after he got punched by The Black Eyed Peas.

"mY nAmE iS MaRiO PaTriCk LaBaNDiTa! aNd wHaT hApPeNeD To mE ShOuLd nEvEr HaPpEn To aNyBoDy...EvER!!!"

 

[guest]

I hate how he says matter to sound smart when he has a 1.7 gpa. Insane fat clown.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

There's another exchange where he actually sounds like he is crying. It's when he goes "Y-you don't get to s-s-speak to mme" then Josiah says, "Nigger" and you can tell Pat is wiping away the tears "Th-thank you for that. That will also be going on the record."

The 'thank you for that' always busts my ribs.

 

[HotDogJoe]

There's another exchange where he actually sounds like he is crying. It's when he goes "Y-you don't get to s-s-speak to mme" then Josiah says, "Nigger" and you can tell Pat is wiping away the tears "Th-thank you for that. That will also be going on the record."

The 'thank you for that' always busts my ribs.

Does anyone have the unedited version of that? I remember someone posted here a while ago and it's so much funnier uncensored.

 

[guest]

I remember roaring with laughter the first time I heard his voice quiver like that. It's pleasing how upset he was.

 

[HotDogJoe]

I remember roaring with laughter the first time I heard his voice quiver like that.

 

[guest]

Can you make a soundclip from like 11:50-1200 or so?
He is really crying there.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

It makes so much more sense why he flipped when Josiah mentioned his teachers now that we know about his pathetic 1.7 GPA (1.2 adjusted). I'd be pretty sensitive to it too if my grades were that embarrassingly low.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

He sounds like Perez Hilton after he got punched by The Black Eyed Peas.

"mY nAmE iS MaRiO PaTriCk LaBaNDiTa! aNd wHaT hApPeNeD To mE ShOuLd nEvEr HaPpEn To aNyBoDy...EvER!!!"

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That was classic radio 'when you hit people... They die'....
And Patrice saying 'you may as well have called him a nigger' then the Pulp Fiction bit...
Perez and Fatrick have a lot in common... Fat (although I think Perez has aids because of the weight loss), hysterical faggots who think they know better than anyone and antagonise people.
Perez drawing dicks and spunk on celebs pics, Fatrick being a smug obnoxious cunt on Twitter...
Only difference is that Perez can take a punch from a nigger and not go down...

Fatrick would push Nikki in front of him, run away and shout for help while calling the cops.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Nothing is more pathetic than him sing songing "I can'T waiT to find ouT whaT happens necksttttT"

 

[Meownaw]

That was classic radio 'when you hit people... They die'....
And Patrice saying 'you may as well have called him a nigger' then the Pulp Fiction bit...
Perez and Fatrick have a lot in common... Fat (although I think Perez has aids because of the weight loss), hysterical faggots who think they know better than anyone and antagonise people.
Perez drawing dicks and spunk on celebs pics, Fatrick being a smug obnoxious cunt on Twitter...
Only difference is that Perez can take a punch from a nigger and not go down...

Fatrick would push Nikki in front of him, run away and shout for help while calling the cops.

One of my favorite Patrice lines was from that. "If the word faggot didn't exist you would call him a faggot".

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Woman mode activated

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Perez drawing dicks and spunk on celebs pics

Pretty good bit, ngl