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Can't wait to marry her off so I get more alone time with new wifey.
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You couldn't handle those child birthing hips, sir.I'll mount her if that's what you want.
THIS is why I’m 100% sure ol’ Joe will be turning face for Owen. It’ll take just one game-day photo of the fam at Soldier Field.Can't wait to take Annabelle and her brothers to their first Bears game this year... first of many!
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South German Munich genesAbsolutely everyone in Wisconsin has that fat head. It must be the milk
The hat hides his bald head and the boots make him slightly less short.Jesus fucking Christ we getttt it! You are blue collar ! Congrats! The fucking hat and the filthy boots. You aren’t a coal miner dude. You are a fucking retard who could have had any job in the world but chose one with zero skill. His daughter would 100% be better off if he just caught his head in a table saw and go a settlement.
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