in a thread titled "Has anyone who posts on r/standupshots ever gotten famous or made it in any way?"
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
cumtown folk shares a story about seeing Comic Pat's open mic set
- Thread starter Punished Dan Mullen
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That fucking idiot doesn't even know how many felonies he's just committed. Wait quietly, u/traderdave
That transgender brontosaurus joke is so bad, traderdave's story seems genuine. I would actually pay to be in the audience for one of the pigs terrible sets. I wouldn't even heckle him, I'd just sit there and enjoy the cringefest.
WHAT? TOO REAL???
can anyone give me a link to his new pig cheek photo in a ball game? that standupshot photo was him being fittest lol
Let me explain comedy for a second here.
You expect a funny punchline, a pun combining "Brontosaurus" and "transgender". Sisontosaurus perhaps. Best I can do with the limited ingredients.
But "whatever it wants to identify as" takes it back to seriousness. That transgender people are serious about what they want to identify as. This is not a comedy punchline, but a signal for you to applaud because you agree with the political premise. Be more funny, stupid. Sisontosaurus.
You expect a funny punchline, a pun combining "Brontosaurus" and "transgender". Sisontosaurus perhaps. Best I can do with the limited ingredients.
But "whatever it wants to identify as" takes it back to seriousness. That transgender people are serious about what they want to identify as. This is not a comedy punchline, but a signal for you to applaud because you agree with the political premise. Be more funny, stupid. Sisontosaurus.
Orangemanbad-o-saurus?
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or just take it to the playground: ... a veryverysoreass
That was more of a comment, really.
It's really hard to believe that this is the same person. This is what hate does to you. Well, hate coupled with alcoholism and a diet consisting entirely of greasy, shitty, fried bar food.
Yet he’s convinced that people believe he’s a highly skilled fighter, runner and weightlifter. The guy is beyond mentally ill. If his family loved him they’d intervene.
it will end badly for all of them and they all KNOW iTIf I ever do any see of them...
