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Cumia working out

Gay Faggot.

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In a lot of O&A segments, Cumia regularly mentions how much he works out, how he worked out the night before blah blah

I find this odd considering he had zero muscles and was in overall terrible shape cardio wise

What kind of workouts was he doing? Did he ever say?
He just thought it made him sound “manly”. Also, Jimmy pretended to go to the gym as part of his “rehabilitated alcoholic” gimmick. So naturally AntH had to follow.
 

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He just thought it made him sound “manly”. Also, Jimmy pretended to go to the gym as part of his “rehabilitated alcoholic” gimmick. So naturally AntH had to follow.
Bingo. This was an old radio trick as well. Tell the audience you are in shape. Child of the 80s. Single. Grew up in Boston. You just lie to make yourself more appealing to the audience. Stern would talk about being half-jewish and part Italian. Or Stern would talk about his strict diet and workout schedule then look like a veal with the sunlight habits of a vampire. Artie would talk about his 'Italian' upbringing but his father was German and redskin and his mother was not even half Italian.

Stern would talk about growing up poor and being in a black neighborhood and getting bullied but it was just stories for the air. Private Parts is basically the movie version of this. A total whitewash of your life for the gullible listeners. This is how almost all radio shows worked and how most of show business is. Politicians do this same garbage as well. Hence why Obama had interviews where he claimed to be from ten different countries and used different names.

Jimmy, Anthony, and yes even Opie, would all tell stories to connect to the audience. About scoring with women. Working out. Dieting. Guns. Whatever they thought made them look masculine to the audience. The only shock jock who actually worked out was Doug aka the Greaseman. Who once showed up to a listener appearance anorexic and the fans told him he looked like a dweeb. This shocked him so badly he changed his entire life around. And he started lifting serious weights and became a tank at 6'4" and probably 240lbs of muscle. Guy was absolutely ripped in his prime years of slinging lead and ripping on niggers.

Anthony did some HGH and other drugs to try get in shape. But gave it up. Either due to nigger laziness or his heart condition or both. Norton balloons up and down his entire life. Sometimes looking like a death camp victim and other times an albino obese primate. I still laugh at Norton's crazy fad diets of egg whites and mustard or his rocky road protein shakes after doing ten minutes of boxercise.
 
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He used to talk about having a personal trainer coming to his house and laugh about dismissing the trainer or half assing a workout. My guess is he was doing literal nana workouts with baby weights. Also Jim specifically only ever had female trainers for fetish reasons because he's a creep. He'd prob kill himself after a male trainer laughed at how pathetic he is.

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In a lot of O&A segments, Cumia regularly mentions how much he works out, how he worked out the night before blah blah

I find this odd considering he had zero muscles and was in overall terrible shape cardio wise

What kind of workouts was he doing? Did he ever say?
Landau used to talk about the bizarre grunting noises he would he hear from nana basement when she would work out with a trainer. All he did was bicep curls and dumbbell bench presses
 
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I actually believe it when all these people say they “worked out” - Patrick, Nana, The Worm, even Stern.

I just think they did it like faggots. May as well (or probably were) doing a woman’s aerobics class.

There’s no way Cumia ever stepped into a squat rack (for anything other than body weight).
 

Leeeavings

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I actually believe it when all these people say they “worked out” - Patrick, Nana, The Worm, even Stern.

I just think they did it like faggots. May as well (or probably were) doing a woman’s aerobics class.

There’s no way Cumia ever stepped into a squat rack (for anything other than body weight).
It is truly amazing how Mr. blue collar has absolutely no musculature whatsoever
 
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