Cthulu's Comedy collective is still active

[Pussymagnetpat]

as of two months ago.
Pat never left 2015.. he had so much promise

meanwhile rakdaddy got his life together, interning at age 45.
guess he was sick of the gas station Indian food! LOL!

I'm probably a bigger faggot than both of them for posting this, to be fair

 

[Chive Turkey]

$50 says Patrick's never read a Lovecraft story.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

DOJ hired a pedofile adjacent. How surprising

 

[captain_kamala]

Rakdaddy raped me

 

[Nick_Carpinelli]

Zero likes. No one gives a shit about your mundane thoughts, Fatso.

 

[Professor Rape]

Rakdaddy raped me

I believe you as I believe all women.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Rakdaddy raped me

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Zero likes… just buy a journal, faggot

 

[CuntFucker .]

Using "mediocre men" as an insult is very foolish and gay. There's nothing wrong with being that. Mediocre men usually are a net positive for society.

 

[SFWA liaison]

omg this is so pathetic, Pat remembered he had a 176 follower group at his disposal to get social media attention. I guess it's better than the 0 followers Automanic has.

he's such a sad loser

 

[porquedealer]

Pat knows deep down almost everyone he meets, thinks he's an insufferable douche, it's been his entire life.
At least back then they hid it from him and no-one was interested enough to dig further into his bullshit.
7 years of building Pat 2.0 only for OnA to shit all over the franchise and make it worthless.
Nice IP, Stupid.

 

[Legal Eagle Nelsonn]

"Why did they call it the popemobile and not the BlessUV" is the worst joke from someone considering themselves a comic I've ever heard. It's not a joke - it's a pun framed as a witty observation, but it doesn't even make sense. It's not called the BlessUV because, among other reasons, it's not an SUV, it's like a specially made pickup truck / parade float with a bullet-proof glass box over the back.

A better, albeit cheap, attempt at a joke would be "Why didn't they call it the rapemobile?" Or something.
But "Hey guys, why didn't they call it this thing that is a pun but wouldn't otherwise make sense" is just lazy, stupid, unfunny reddit humor.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

"Why did they call it the popemobile and not the BlessUV" is the worst joke from someone considering themselves a comic I've ever heard. It's not a joke - it's a pun framed as a witty observation, but it doesn't even make sense. It's not called the BlessUV because, among other reasons, it's not an SUV, it's like a specially made pickup truck / parade float with a bullet-proof glass box over the back.

A better, albeit cheap, attempt at a joke would be "Why didn't they call it the rapemobile?" Or something.
But "Hey guys, why didn't they call it this thing that is a pun but wouldn't otherwise make sense" just lazy, stupid, unfunny reddit humor.

They should call it the Boyfuck Express. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaamburger.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

I hope they realize HP Lovecraft wouldve assraped them with a nigger skull

 

[Prince Bvstin]

$50 says Patrick's never read a Lovecraft story.

Couldn't fault that one. Shit is boooooring.
Every book is:
Some guy is researching old papers and finds a tome bound in human skin.
Follows rumours of some myth to some ancient part of the world
A temple or ancient beast emerges in the desert/ocean it is described as " emitting an unnatural terror and oozing a blackness whose vile grotesque horror was beyond human comprehension"
He peers into the blackness of the creature/building
Wakes up 3 weeks later a broken man doomed to walk the earth stung by an unremovable dread.
Story ends

 

[Jenna]

Young Rick with a boom box walking around rural Wisconsin blasting Headstrong like he's Redneck Radio Raheem is a pretty funny visual. I require more batteries to blast my jams, child.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Couldn't fault that one. Shit is boooooring.
Every book is:
Some guy is researching old papers and finds a tome bound in human skin.
Follows rumours of some myth to some ancient part of the world
A temple or ancient beast emerges in the desert/ocean it is described as " emitting an unnatural terror and oozing a blackness whose vile grotesque horror was beyond human comprehension"
He peers into the blackness of the creature/building
Wakes up 3 weeks later a broken man doomed to walk the earth stung by an unremovable dread.
Story ends

Don't exaggerate, that's only like 80% of them.

 

[Professor Rape]

Couldn't fault that one. Shit is boooooring.
Every book is:
Some guy is researching old papers and finds a tome bound in human skin.
Follows rumours of some myth to some ancient part of the world
A temple or ancient beast emerges in the desert/ocean it is described as " emitting an unnatural terror and oozing a blackness whose vile grotesque horror was beyond human comprehension"
He peers into the blackness of the creature/building
Wakes up 3 weeks later a broken man doomed to walk the earth stung by an unremovable dread.
Story ends

I was so fawkin' pissed when I read an entire lovecraft book expecting a story about Cthulhu but it was just about some faggot ornament in the shape of him.

 

[HeyItsVos]

Couldn't fault that one. Shit is boooooring.
Every book is:
Some guy is researching old papers and finds a tome bound in human skin.
Follows rumours of some myth to some ancient part of the world
A temple or ancient beast emerges in the desert/ocean it is described as " emitting an unnatural terror and oozing a blackness whose vile grotesque horror was beyond human comprehension"
He peers into the blackness of the creature/building
Wakes up 3 weeks later a broken man doomed to walk the earth stung by an unremovable dread.
Story ends

Don’t sleep on “Facts Concerning the Late Arthur Jermyn and His Family”. Obviously “The Rats in the Walls” tests well on this site.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Rakdaddy raped me

Did it hurt?