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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Cryptic Joseph Cumia
- Thread starter Torque’sHeadBump
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She must be one of those dumb cunts who keeps a tree up all year long, and redecorates it for every holiday.
Two pieces of street trash that came together with SIMILAR AMERICAN IDEALS 
, and they're NOT AFRAID to show off to the LIBTARDS 
, and they're NOT AFRAID to show off to the LIBTARDS 
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha……
. Man, you REDDITARDS really out did your stupidity this time. Shouldn’t be surprised. You always do. So, now we’re not allowed to put trees up to celebrate??? Ok millennial COMMIE. I’ll keep this brief. It’s simple.
You resent my brother and I for our SUCCESS. You view us as ENEMIES because we make a GOOD living providing ENTERTAINMENT for MILLIONS. We’re a soft target for your RESENTMENT of the boomer GENERATION. Guess what? I don’t care
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The tree is my wife’s IDEA to celebrate the place we GREW up. New York. LI to be more specific. Broke a lot of rules, MADE a lot of rules. It’s a place I love. For the record we put the tree UP. We’re not like a certain “unmentionable” people. In other words not like YOU. We don’t leave the tree up because we’re lazy. Like all MILLENNIALS. Or your mommy takes care of it FOR you. You can keep trying to TEAR me DOWN. Because good times only keep coming UP. #NYCtree #hotwife #LaFamiglia
. Man, you REDDITARDS really out did your stupidity this time. Shouldn’t be surprised. You always do. So, now we’re not allowed to put trees up to celebrate??? Ok millennial COMMIE. I’ll keep this brief. It’s simple.You resent my brother and I for our SUCCESS. You view us as ENEMIES because we make a GOOD living providing ENTERTAINMENT for MILLIONS. We’re a soft target for your RESENTMENT of the boomer GENERATION. Guess what? I don’t care
.The tree is my wife’s IDEA to celebrate the place we GREW up. New York. LI to be more specific. Broke a lot of rules, MADE a lot of rules. It’s a place I love. For the record we put the tree UP. We’re not like a certain “unmentionable” people. In other words not like YOU. We don’t leave the tree up because we’re lazy. Like all MILLENNIALS. Or your mommy takes care of it FOR you. You can keep trying to TEAR me DOWN. Because good times only keep coming UP
. #NYCtree #hotwife #LaFamiglia
Poor Carol probably creates fantasy worlds in her mind where she doesn't have to live a life with Joe Cumia; combining the innocent joy of a Christmas tree and a respectful nod to the nearby exalted City of Manhattan, and quietly hummed to herself a mix of Christmas carols and Billy Joel songs. Just a little celebration to the privilege of living where she does and a momentary escape from her everyday slog.
Meanwhile, Joe sits on a nearby ottoman in his shitty XXXL basketball shorts, his legs spread wide at the knees to accomodate his ample gut, yelling things about "Liberal hellhole", and "Jew York City", and "Fuhrer DiBlasio" through a mouthful of deli turkey and mayonnaise.
Every day she thinks about murdering him, but she knows he's the key to inheriting the bulk of Anthony's remaining money once he croaks, so she sighs and decorates a Christmas tree in September, then takes a nip of vodka from the bottle she has hidden in the top of the toilet tank.
Meanwhile, Joe sits on a nearby ottoman in his shitty XXXL basketball shorts, his legs spread wide at the knees to accomodate his ample gut, yelling things about "Liberal hellhole", and "Jew York City", and "Fuhrer DiBlasio" through a mouthful of deli turkey and mayonnaise.
Every day she thinks about murdering him, but she knows he's the key to inheriting the bulk of Anthony's remaining money once he croaks, so she sighs and decorates a Christmas tree in September, then takes a nip of vodka from the bottle she has hidden in the top of the toilet tank.
You're really fucking good at that.Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha……
You resent my brother and I for our SUCCESS. You view us as ENEMIES because we make a GOOD living providing ENTERTAINMENT for MILLIONS. We’re a soft target for your RESENTMENT of the boomer GENERATION. Guess what? I don’t care
The tree is my wife’s IDEA to celebrate the place we GREW up. New York. LI to be more specific. Broke a lot of rules, MADE a lot of rules. It’s a place I love. For the record we put the tree UP. We’re not like a certain “unmentionable” people. In other words not like YOU. We don’t leave the tree up because we’re lazy. Like all MILLENNIALS. Or your mommy takes care of it FOR you. You can keep trying to TEAR me DOWN. Because good times only keep coming UP
Too good I'm starting to worry
I love that he is stuck in NY and he will be pressured to get the shot and wear a mask while his brother and sister are gone. I hope he gets popped for using a fake vax card and catches a charge.
Cryptic Cumia and Crypt-Keeper Carol are gonna get their Squirt-On because THEY'RE A PROUD 
REAL AMERICAN COUPLE that would FUCK in front of the LIBTARDS in the name OF THE LORD 
REAL AMERICAN COUPLE that would FUCK in front of the LIBTARDS in the name OF THE LORD