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Crusty Joann is going to get Joe to bring back GUITAR LEGENDS!

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Joe’s “fans” are DEMANDING it and Crusty Joann is going to work on making that dream a reality!
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Someone that actually wants to work with Joe? Alex must be desperate and a shitty musician
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Imagine being so down you have to beg Joe Cumia to give you a job.
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Also, it sounds like Crusty Joann definitely fucked Joe back in the day and is still flirting with the old cow. White Trash FB is something else!
 
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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 said:
“What kind of music does guitar legends play?”

Gee Joann, I would assume stuff from legendary guitarists that is heavy on guitars.
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She's so fucking stupid it's unreal. Between the constant glowing praise of Joe and her extreme stupidity, I was totally on board with the theory that she was one of us. "I wouldn't mind bringing that up to JC." Idiot, this guy has more interaction with Joe than you do. He wasn't sincerely asking you to have a serious talk with Joe about it like you're anyone he'd take advice from anyways. He posted that on Joe's own post. He'll see it.
 
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
She's so fucking stupid it's unreal. Between the constant glowing praise of Joe and her extreme stupidity, I was totally on board with the theory that she was one of us. "I wouldn't mind bringing that up to JC." Idiot, this guy has more interaction with Joe than you do. He wasn't sincerely asking you to have a serious talk with Joe about it like you're anyone he'd take advice from anyways. He posted that on Joe's own post. He'll see it.
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Joann seems to be so stupid she would be confused as to why Joe’s Journey tribute band would be playing so many Journey songs. Joann is a great example of the game “Boomer or Bit?” Which is why it’s hard to believe she isn’t one of us trolling him.
 
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
Lol Joe pleading for anyone to play drums in his RATM cover band while pay-no-minding this dope who is literally begging for a gig is pretty funny.
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Even funnier is him resorting to having to ask Joe’s biggest fan Joann to have a talk with him to convince him to book guitar legends on JOES FB POST. They really act like he’s some famous celebrity and they’re lucky to be in his presence.
 
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“Why do you do what you do?”

This is all cope because while people who worked jobs during their lives while Joe mooched of others and refused to get a real job so he could LARP and “working musician” are now retiring while Joe will have to work until he drops dead playing shitty bar gigs / fruit stands / TGI Fridays (until they all go out of business) etc.

My parents are around Joe’s age and my mom retired about three years ago and my dad retired about a year ago (he had been working less but now he’s done) and they are enjoying retired life. My mom (my parents are divorced - I know, nice family, stupid) and her husband got a camper and have been seeing the country while my dad now gets to play golf as much as he can and travel often. That’s what Joe should be doing at his age but he’s always been a piece of shit and now he’s old and has nothing to show for it other than being the older brother of a guy who was on the radio. It’s clear Joe doesn’t “love” what he does because now he HAS to do it for money since he’s got nothing saved, no 401k or good investments (trump playing cards don’t count) and has paid next to nothing into Social Security.
 
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