Crowd sourcing material for Bobo

[The Fuchitive]

There’s no way in Hell Bobo actually has 15 minutes to open for Normand with.

On the off chance King Kumiar doesn’t destroy the bit tomorrow, Daniel is going to need our help. Since he thinks I’m 30 year comedy veteran Joey Mattresses, he will take whatever I send him all the way to the stage. Please donate your best bits to Bobo here.

 

[JonHeDoesIt]

"50 years ago we'd have you upside down..."

 

[Stent]

Get him to do the Seth Simons spoken bird comedy bit.

 

[JebJoh]

Retard, am I right? This lady gets it.

 

[guest]

Whos been in a bad relationship?!

 

[TheCumBellyKeeed]

I'm what happens when you dive into the shallow end of the gene pool, short dumb and constantly dripping cum.

If you think life chewed me up and spit me out you should see the skin tag I call a dick.

Everybody wants to talk about Ukraine but I'm not Russian to fight anything but a racewar.

Who here got to the club by taking the L.I.E?? Oh my uncker willy! Who else?

 

[guest]

I just want him to call someone a spade.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Bobo should do old shitty vaudeville type jokes. Here are some Henny Youngman ones.

"A guy calls his lawyer. He says, `Can I ask you two questions?′ Lawyer says, `What’s the second one?"

"This guy asked his doctor, `Will I be able to play the piano after my operation?′ And the doctor says `Sure.′ And the guy says, `Funny, I couldn’t do it before."

"A guy comes up to me and says, `I haven’t eaten in two days.′ I told him, `Force yourself."

 

[guest]

Try to figure out what material Normand has been doing recently and just feed Bobo that so he cucks Normand's set.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Get him to perform shirtless and tell some self deprecating dick jokes. Also tell him to waffle on about how, according to Bob Kelly, his asshole smells like onions.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

So I'm walking down an alley with this lady, and she starts screaming. I says "Whoa, settle down. Let's not turn this rape into a murder."

 

[The Fuchitive]

Try to figure out what material Normand has been doing recently and just feed Bobo that so he cucks Normand's set.

I like this a lot

 

[PrincessAlena]

Jokes about the NASA control room from the 60s are always solid

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Have him talk about his dog for 15 minutes.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Have him do Anthony’s set from the Big Jay Roast.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

I thought the whole reason Anthony invited Bobo to his house was that he had a tight 15

 

[guest]

Q: "What's better than winning GOLD at the Paralympics?"

A: not being retarded

 

[Zombie247]

Who likes pussy diving?

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Shut up cunts it's Bobo time

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

The Jew cries out in pain as he strikes you, olwroite