Could you beat up your dad if he was himself at your age now?

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Thoughts?

 

[guest]

I've never though about it, but yes absolutely. I'm about 5 inches taller than him, boxed a bit when I was younger, and I don't think he's ever been in a fight. Wouldn't want to though, aside from him being my dad. He's one of those Wouldn't Hurt A Fly types so it would just be needless assholery

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Probably not. I could take my mum for sure.

 

[Dog Eater]

I think it would be pretty even in a fair fight. (I’d definitely just brain him in the back of the head with an iron bar while he wasn’t looking instead.)

 

[bantadant]

He'd kick my ass. I have a few inches on him, but he got into lights of fights and shit as a kid. I was a dork growing up. Not now though, now I post on cool comedy forums all day

 

[HH Brother]

I would bounce that Mr. Potato Head off the sidewalk, funster.

 

[Greggg]

my dad yes my step dad no. my step father would scream nigger in traffic and stare at people

 

[DMbA]

I would bounce that Mr. Potato Head off the sidewalk, funster.

Are you little Dan Mullen Jr.

 

[BUBBLER]

No, My father was tough and a bit evil, so I wouldn't stand a chance. He use to come outside and watch my fights while rooting for me, and if I loss, or won, but didn't "Go hard enough" he would give me a quick beating and tell me that I needed to toughen up.

 

[Mike Glyer]

We have very different bodies. I have a few inches and a much larger build. @CarolMaxheinie you should see my fucking delts and traps, fuckboi. But he has hidden rage issues from Vietnam and killing a bunch of people. I'd bet on me to win 9/10 times.

 

[guest]

My dads not a pussy but im bigger, stronger, and more athletic than he ever was

 

[bovinebrain]

My dad was tough and got in a lot of fights when he was younger, but he was really skinny. I’m in my mid 20s, lift and have a decent body. I think he became a bit of an alcoholic at my age so I I’d probably have no problem taking him. Only issue for me would be that I went to school with a bunch of pussies and there were a total of zero fights in all the years I was there, so I’m not exactly a skilled FIGHTER

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

My dad was a faggot ass broke ass wannabe rock and roller. I could have rocked his ass from highschool on - any version of him. Fuck that guy.

 

[AliceWorquer]

At my age probably not, but give it a few years until the cancer kicks in and I reckon I could take him if I've not turned into a cachexic skeleton myself.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Nope. I'm 140 pounds. I don't think I could trounce many people with fisticuffs. My father used to get drunk, take off his shirt for some reason and offer me $500 if I could knock him out but I never took him up on that offer. He was older than my age now though. Once he did that in front of my new girlfriend I was introducing to him.
Maybe I could have knocked him out with a sucker punch. He was always getting drunk and falling on stuff. All his furniture and stuff was broken because he would fall on it. Stay stuff again.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

This one's a mixed bag, but all of our grandfathers could stomp us

 

[medium wyzzz]

Idk.

This one's a mixed bag, but all of our grandfathers could stomp us

My gramps served in the nam AND worked in a steel plant for a bit over half a decade. He would ABSOLUTELY fuck me up in a fight.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I'm not particularly tough or athletic. I've only known my dad as a fat boomer. I'm still a couple years younger than when he created me but I can't imagine he was anything special before that.
I'd like to think my retard strength could get me through but I'm pretty sure I don't actually have that and it's not because I'm not retarded.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

My dad was 5 inches taller and 75 pounds heavier than me but I would have tried to get behind him and pull his eye out like I was roided out Scott Steiner when he fought DDP.

So my answer is yes

 

[alkiefuck2]

My dad still beats me at arm wrestling
At 29.. tough one man, I'd rip his trendy-at-the-time earring out then try crack his temple
Sorry pops, the forum demanded it