Costa Rican bull treated us to ice cream cones after he creampied Niki 🐂🍨🍦💦

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And he looks older and fatter than ever.

NEVER FORGET: We did this to you, Patrick.

 

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Hahaha what an awkward pic. Btw they are in Costa Rica right now, I'm calling it.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Hahaha what an awkward pic. Btw they are in Costa Rica right now, I'm calling it.

I think you’re right, he couldn’t contain himself with all these pics that his (dwindling) followers DEMAND!

 

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Christ is all of Costa Rica infested with white flyover rubes?

I'd fucking hate white people if I lived there. Or Cancun or Cabo.

Nothing but fat privileged assholes trying to use their Duolingo and living like kings among little brown servants.

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

What a rube vacation. Guided tours on roadside paths into the woods to see basic bitch wildlife. He could have trekked up to Monteverde and tried to spot a rare quetzal but no, he got a tour guide to walk he and Mike Nik-ka down a walkway to take a peek at what amounts to squirrels and robins. He took a day tour on a boat filled with tourists and probably saw fuck all off some generic beach. Sat in a tourist trap beach town and had ice cream. Took the world’s lamest zip line. Probably stuffed his suitcase with Lizano. Just a lazy fuckhead’s idea of a vacation. Not one foot off the beaten path, probably too cowardly to test out his Duolingo for a week Spanish, but pretends he is being enlightened by his vast cultural experiences. I hope a crocodile bites a slice of bacon off of him.

 

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I think you’re right, he couldn’t contain himself with all these pics that his (dwindling) followers DEMAND!

Also why would he slowly post the photos if he already has all of them? He would just post them all at once like a little girl.

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

I'd fucking hate white people if I lived there. Or Cancun or Cabo.

Nothing but fat privileged assholes trying to use their Duolingo and living like kings among little brown servants.

I lived there for a couple years. They 100% hate big fat white idiots wandering around all wide-eyed at shit that is totally mundane to them, telling them how beautiful their country is when the rivers are backed up with diapers and Milwaukee Brewers hats.

(The country is beautiful in a lot of places, but it seems like fat Pat and most tourists just hang around the resort/beach towns)

 

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[BudDickman]

What the fuck is up with this photo? Why is this guy hovering over them? He does seem to be looking at them with the appropriate amount of disdain.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

I am ALL IN wit da Rick's Costa Rican Adventure to be completely honest witcha.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

This may be the only time I've ever seen fat pat with a genuine smile in any of his pictures. I don't know if it's because the special boy has an ice cream or because Niki is bringing a Latinx bull back to the half hotel room.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Looking at these two flyover rube trash fuckwits, I pray for the extermination of the white race.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Btw they are in Costa Rica right now, I'm calling it.

Absolutely. It's halfway through October, no way they're sitting outside at night in t-shirts in fucking Milwaukee.

Also, the sign in the back says "especiales". I'm pretty sure Wisconsin isn't known for having a large and vibrant Latino presence like Nikki has in her cooter

 

[stealthygeek]

What a rube vacation. Guided tours on roadside paths into the woods to see basic bitch wildlife. He could have trekked up to Monteverde and tried to spot a rare quetzal but no, he got a tour guide to walk he and Mike Nik-ka down a walkway to take a peek at what amounts to squirrels and robins. He took a day tour on a boat filled with tourists and probably saw fuck all off some generic beach. Sat in a tourist trap beach town and had ice cream. Took the world’s lamest zip line. Probably stuffed his suitcase with Lizano. Just a lazy fuckhead’s idea of a vacation. Not one foot off the beaten path, probably too cowardly to test out his Duolingo for a week Spanish, but pretends he is being enlightened by his vast cultural experiences. I hope a crocodile bites a slice of bacon off of him.

You don't think going to Applebee's tier restaurants with English-based puns targeted towards American tourists is a good way to immerse yourself in a foreign culture? Reminder: On his only trip to Europe Pat went to a German McDonald's.

 

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[BudDickman]

Hahaha what an awkward pic. Btw they are in Costa Rica right now, I'm calling it.

It seems so pointless for him to be lying about the timing. None of us live in Milwaukee and we're all law-abiding citizens with actual jobs and obligations, unlike Pat. The vandalism was a false-flag and none of us would fuck with his property now since we want him to be able to liquidate whatever he owns to fulfill his legal obligation to Quasi.

This nonsense with the timing is just him trying to play up the victim narrative. "I had to lie about my vacation because of the stlakers." Nevermind that he doesn't have to mention he's on vacation at all on social media because no one gives a fuck.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Hahaha what an awkward pic. Btw they are in Costa Rica right now, I'm calling it.

I don't have a doubt in my mind

 

[Clint Ruin]

It seems so pointless for him to be lying about the timing.

It's generally pretty stupid for even average people to announce on social media when their house is gonna be vacant for two weeks. So, it makes sense. It would have just been smarter to not blabber for months that he was going in the first place, but he's a big girl so he has to share everything for attention.

 

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It seems so pointless for him to be lying about the timing. None of us live in Milwaukee and we're all law-abiding citizens with actual jobs and obligations, unlike Pat. The vandalism was a false-flag and none of us would fuck with his property now since we want him to be able to liquidate whatever he owns to fulfill his legal obligation to Quasi.

This nonsense with the timing is just him trying to play up the victim narrative. "I had to lie about my vacation because of the stlakers." Nevermind that he doesn't have to mention he's on vacation at all on social media because no one gives a fuck.

I think he doesn't want anyone calling the Costa Rican DEA and saying that Niki is hiding cocaine in her pussy or something. Also he can play up the victim shit just as much if he is in Costa Rica now.