Corpulent Correspondence

[Dog Eater]

 

[DominusOdium]

You know goddamn well he's gonna call the bomb squad when that arrives so he can get on the news again.

Also, your child-like handwriting is disturbing. Paul Weimer fantasizes about getting crayon love letters in that script.

Otherwise, funny stuff. I wouldn't fuck around with sending anything in the mail to someone, nor do I endorse doing so, but the contents of the letter are both factual and comical.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

 

[iBangedQuasi]

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I don't know why you didn't address it to Patrick "The Gay Virgin" Tomlinson.

 

[DominusOdium]

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He chose that camera angle. He looked at his sweaty red face and said Yes, I would like to make this video call looking as much as possible like a diabetic's big toe.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

He chose that camera angle. He looked at his sweaty red face and said Yes, I would like to make this video call looking as much as possible like a diabetic's big toe.

How else would he have done it? He's too fat and stupid to hold the phone and chug 18 beers with the other hand

 

[DominusOdium]

How else would he have done it? He's too fat and stupid to hold the phone and chug 18 beers with the other hand

The fat girls had the "Use a higher camera angle" trick figured out by MySpace. This pus bag is angling it up under his chin like he's proud of his resemblance to a toad. Six figures bought me this chin, child. Sorry you can't afford this many calories. They won't give you extra portions in prison, stlaker.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Based

 

[Dog Eater]

Also, your child-like handwriting is disturbing. Paul Weimer fantasizes about getting crayon love letters in that script.

 

[DMbA]

He chose that camera angle. He looked at his sweaty red face and said Yes, I would like to make this video call looking as much as possible like a diabetic's big toe.

I don't think he has a choice he was staring down at his shitty Surface laptop

 

[iBangedQuasi]

I don't think he has a choice he was staring down at his shitty Surface laptop

Only a special kind of fat faggot brings a laptop to a bar to do an interview

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Only a special kind of fat faggot brings a laptop to a bar to do an interview

An interview on the subject of being a loser who gets fucked with daily by the internet.

 

[gassers]

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i can never write in a straight line unless the pages are ruled. How is this redditard doing this?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

i can never write in a straight line unless the pages are ruled. How is this redditard doing this?

I print like a retard because I'm like the only guy I know who actually writes in cursive. I hate filling out forms or writing on envelopes for that reason.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Pat is gonna do some stupid shit like demand the cops take this and match it in the "federal handwriting database"

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Add mail fraud to the list of crimes

 

[MonsterSteve]

Will they deliver it without a return address?

 

[CompoundBasement]

You wasted a $3.50 stamp just to yank it back out of the box and make that obese retard, who refreshes this forum constantly, check his mail every day from now expecting your fingerprints in his rusty mailbox, admit it.