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He'll surely get some followers for this
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Cool story, Pat. You really showed that squirrel who's boss or some shit
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"Sci-fi writers like myself..."
Hasn't written shit in over 3 years. He has no publisher and I think his agent exists in his head.
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"An invisible voice in the sky"
Is that supposed to be a lame attempt at a religious joke?
Is that supposed to be a lame attempt at a religious joke?
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He is such a faggot. He really is his biggest fan. Any other mundane shit around the yard you want to document to your diary?
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If it were a black squirrel he would have jumped on his bike and shot it.
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Fuck awff
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Worst thing he's ever written.
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He has some vendetta against the squirrels. He once tweeted about shooting one. He wont mow his lawn to save the bees but wants to kill the squirrels.
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the squirrel is the natural enemy of the pig. pat’s just jealous bc squirrels are actually stealthy when it comes to foraging whereas he just oinks in his pen all day & shoves habaneros up his ass
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I hope the squirrels ravage his shitty garden.
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I give it six months before his followers are demanding the squirrel story again...
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A squirrel drowned in one of my rain barrels a couple weeks ago.
My squirrel anecdote was more interesting, Pat.
My squirrel anecdote was more interesting, Pat.
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As opposed to the visible voices we all encounter on a daily basis.
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That'd be pretty horrifying if you were a squirrel and out of nowhere you think a wild hog is about to attack you
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Soon he’ll be murdering pasture pets!