consummate PRO!!!!!!😎😎😎

[Gay Faggot.]

 

[satanssockpuppet]

The "issue" is that no other "musicians" can stand blowhard, showboating Joe. So he has to sit on his little stool by himself, making those annoying amateur guitar hobbyist faces as he struggles to remember how whatever lame tune he's playing goes.

 

[guest]

Guitar playing faggot

 

[Meownaw]

Guitar playing faggot

I feel attacked.

 

[NoBacon]

When is he doing the cruise job? How long does it take?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Man...that guys just has it all figured out.

 

[HipTuckerCumia]

 

[NoBacon]

USA IN DISTRESS

 

[CuntFucker .]

"No ego issues"

Glad that playing in restaurants didn't go to his head.

 

[DMAN]

"your patrons can't hear him anyway" = I need to turn the volume up so your patrons can't ignore me

"Pay attention to what you give away" = I was treated like a common nigger!!!! ME ME ME ME

"The drink wasn't strong enough" = I couldn't get hammered off 1 drink

"If you have family working at the establishment" = I sniffed out that the employee who yelled at me was related to the owner

"make sure they're at least cordial to the people the entertainer went the extra mile to bring down to HIS GIG" = This is my gig, not your restaurant, I'm bringing my hangers-on to take up space and share 1 order of mozzarella sticks

IT'S YOUR FAULT I DIDN'T TIP TEN DOLLARS!

 

[Gronez_Bambatta]

Jesus, that Radiohead noodling was worse than Ebola

 

[NoBacon]

Why would you pay someone to play easy listening elevator music? I don’t understand. You could stick on a royalty free stream and get a better atmosphere and it wouldn’t write long angry rants about wait staff not sharing their tips.

 

[guest]

Man he really did lose weight, good for Joe Cumia, he looks better than I last seen him.

 

[Not bad]

You never want to hear this during your shows.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Joe I just want to let you know you'll always be my favorite! No one comes close! I can't wait until you set sail and provide us with months of content!

- SUBPOENA!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

When is he doing the cruise job? How long does it take?

Joe is cruising alright, cruising rest stops.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Imagine trying to eat some loaded nachos while trying to deal with this buffoon in the background.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Imagine trying to eat some loaded nachos while trying to deal with this buffoon in the background.

Hrrrmph. Imagine trying to eat a bag of DORITOS while you type this drivel to a Sea of MORONS!!! Yet another worthless post by RETARDS for RETARDS!!!

I’ll elaborate:

You morons continue to ignore REALITY with my performance with BOC (Blue Oyster Cult for you Millennial dipshits). It’s very Simple, they were joking that I’m “In” and he’s “out”. I knew more about their catalogue than their guitar “tech”. That’s a FACT. I didn’t even rehearse. That’s a FACT. You idiots can’t even play one chord while I have HUNDREDS of songs memorized. That’s a FACT. I played with Legends in music and you jerk off into a tissue every night to pictures of my little brothers HOT girlfriend. That’s a FACT.

What else needs to be proven??? That I am enjoying the best years of my life doing what I LOVE and you’re collecting Unemployment getting angry at mine and my Brothers CONTINUED success??? Let me tell you something. These gigs are easy and PAY well. Much like you’re mothers.

No matter what I tell you you will never change. I can show you how to not be 2-bit LOSERS and you will somehow manage to lose further. Much like “Sleepy” Joe Biden. Accept he’s more AWARE than you!!!

In a way I feel sorry for you ingrates. But I won’t apologize for MAKING money. I’ll only say I’m sorry your mother couldn’t bring herself to ABORT you earlier. At least the “PEOPLE” in your neighborhood will take care of that soon.

Life lesson over retards. You only deserved two words. “fucking FAGGOTS”. I’ve got a beer to have with my bro before he moves to his new mansion.

#PAIDgig #MAGA2024 #CumiaCOMPENSATION

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Hrrrmph. Imagine trying to eat a bag of DORITOS while you type this drivel to a Sea of MORONS!!! Yet another worthless post by RETARDS for RETARDS!!!

I’ll elaborate:

You morons continue to ignore REALITY with my performance with BOC (Blue Oyster Cult for you Millennial dipshits). It’s very Simple, they were joking that I’m “In” and he’s “out”. I knew more about their catalogue than their guitar “tech”. That’s a FACT. I didn’t even rehearse. That’s a FACT. You idiots can’t even play one chord while I have HUNDREDS of songs memorized. That’s a FACT. I played with Legends in music and you jerk off into a tissue every night to pictures of my little brothers HOT girlfriend. That’s a FACT.

What else needs to be proven??? That I am enjoying the best years of my life doing what I LOVE and you’re collecting Unemployment getting angry at mine and my Brothers CONTINUED success??? Let me tell you something. These gigs are easy and PAY well. Much like you’re mothers.

No matter what I tell you you will never change. I can show you how to not be 2-bit LOSERS and you will somehow manage to lose further. Much like “Sleepy” Joe Biden. Accept he’s more AWARE than you!!!

In a way I feel sorry for you ingrates. But I won’t apologize for MAKING money. I’ll only say I’m sorry your mother couldn’t bring herself to ABORT you earlier. At least the “PEOPLE” in your neighborhood will take care of that soon.

Life lesson over retards. You only deserved two words. “fucking FAGGOTS”. I’ve got a beer to have with my bro before he moves to his new mansion.

#PAIDgig #MAGA2024 #CumiaCOMPENSATION

YES! The King is back!

 

[Stent]

That's probably the most formal outfit he's worn. A shirt with a collar and no tv show gang theme. Shorts that aren't for basketball/obesity (anyone can do it). No baseball cap.