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As a kid I did a tour of the Mars factory. The starburst ( then called Opel fruits) uncut rolling along a conveyor belt like a river was the highlight but it was NOT like Willy Wonkers place.
They ever give you the slaughter house tour where they zap Joe Queermias brain and cut em up
 

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I took a tour of the Hershey factory in Smiths Falls when I was a kid. My dad got me a whole huge box of Oh Henry bars. I ate a retarded shitload of them and it made me memorably, painfully sick.
 

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:image_9248:: This one tastes like copper and nervous grundle sweat.
:image_4764:: Ha ha ha! Jimmy!
I just meant that those delightful little sCamps may have sneaked a caramel or lollipop or two while the adults were uhh... fiddling with equipment or scripts. Jeesh!
 
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