The man’s hairline is worse than Sam Roberts’.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Conan is one of the most hideous looking humans on the planet.
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Doesn't help that he's standing next to Mr Wholesome but yeah, he's a weird looking dude.
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He looks like he's from Ireland.
Wait until you see the women.
Wait until you see the women.
Him and Craig Ferguson were the only late night hosts that ever made me laugh.
Obviously I only saw occasional clips of theirs.
He claims to be 100% Irish blood but he's got to be the tallest person of Irish ancestry ever. Something went wrong.
Obviously I only saw occasional clips of theirs.
He claims to be 100% Irish blood but he's got to be the tallest person of Irish ancestry ever. Something went wrong.
I've shouted this from the tree tops, the Irish are not good looking people. They have skull face, revolting pasty freckled skin and orange fucking hair. I don't want to fuck day walking ghouls
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Potato nigger 
He’s funny though.
He’s funny though.
Team Craig all the way.
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Remember when Conan took his shirt off and everyone was sitting their pants at the fact that he had abs? He could get jacked as fuck and that gigantic head will never look proportional. As others have said, Conan was actually funny. Along with Craig Ferguson and I'd put Letterman in that pile because of his refusal to ever kiss an ass more than anything.
I read Craig's autobiography in highschool and remember thinking he had a super interesting life but he told it in a super uninteresting fashion.
I read Craig's autobiography in highschool and remember thinking he had a super interesting life but he told it in a super uninteresting fashion.
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The only Irish that look good are those that have ancient Semitic-Mediterranean ancestry from the Phoenicians and Romans, you can tell them apart because they're brunettes and have prominent brows
But those Indigenous Bill Burr Celtic/Pict phenotypes are garbage and need to be bred out ASAP
But those Indigenous Bill Burr Celtic/Pict phenotypes are garbage and need to be bred out ASAP
If we're going to be gay and post pictures of Irishmen we find attractive, how the hell did you leave out Mr. Bond himself Pierce Brosnan? And of course, Mel is essentially 100% Irish blood.The only Irish that look good are those that have ancient Semitic-Mediterranean ancestry from the Phoenicians and Romans, you can tell them apart because they're brunettes and have prominent brows
But those Indigenous Bill Burr Celtic/Pict phenotypes are garbage and need to be bred out ASAP
I always thought Peter Gallagher was really weird looking.The only Irish that look good are those that have ancient Semitic-Mediterranean ancestry from the Phoenicians and Romans, you can tell them apart because they're brunettes and have prominent brows
But those Indigenous Bill Burr Celtic/Pict phenotypes are garbage and need to be bred out ASAP
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He looks like a typical Celtic twink, what more do you want from him?
Also, the episodes he wrote for The Simpsons are some of the funniest ones.
Also, the episodes he wrote for The Simpsons are some of the funniest ones.
Earlobes too small, nose not bulbous enough, not enough ear hair, too much head hair. He also doesn't slouch enough.Huh he was an Adonis
