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Hello, this is Patrick S. Tomlinson.
As a gay Wisconsinite male, I want to say thank you for all the hard work that you people do. My non-binary wife and I are eternally grateful for your help in the community.
I am currently penning an LGBT-friendly novel on Tiny Tim - a sort of erotic retelling of A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickins. However, this retelling involves him playing the lead role as a young, troubled, yet rebellios gay man who embarks on a romantic relationship with Ebenezer Scrooge. Along the way, the two lovers will encounter both friends and foes who try to sabotage their love, with the two fighting off their opposition with kettles of fish & chips and teapots of bacon & egg sarnies. The main antagonist, Bob Crotchit, is a cis white male that kidnaps Belle and Fan, who then locks the two in a chicken coop to prevent Belle from having an abortion (Fan is a male-born transwoman who impregnates Belle). Bob Cratchit carries a bazooka and has a fetish for space trans crabs. Ebenezer Scrooge and Tiny tim must bring the coat hanger of death to Belle before Fonald Plump, an enormous, destructive, prehistoric sea monster awakened and empowered by Kyle Rittenhouse’s tears, devours London, Englund. This novel will not contain any mention of ghosts, and Christmas will be spelt as Xmas (I don’t believe in god). The novel will be titled ‘Medicating the hairy paper cut’.
The reason for my message is because I am interested in donating to your organization. As of this minute I would like to offer $36,403.05. In return, I would ask if you could kindly promote my novel on your social media and in the local businesses supported by your charity. You have my contact details if you are interested in my proposal. Alternatively, I can be reached on Twitter @stealthygeek
Thank you for your time.
Patrick S. Tomlinson.
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