COMMERCIAL/AD HATE THREAD

[Rick Roblinson]

Post Commercials or Ads that you fucking hate or think would piss off Nick Di Paolo.

This retarded Army National Guard commercial just annoyed the fuck out of me with this fast running bitch with her tits flopping around and the 2 slow faggots behind her. "The Next Greatest Generation Is Now." IS IT?

 

[Rick Roblinson]

 

[LiberalPussy]

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Can there be a commercial love thread where we celebrate goysoomerism and I can dump links to compilations of Japanese video game ads and ads featuring Japanese idols from the 80's and 90's that I jerk off to.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

All I hear is:

 

[LiberalPussy]

Can there be a commercial love thread where we celebrate goysoomerism and I can dump links to compilations of Japanese video game ads and ads featuring Japanese idols from the 80's and 90's that I jerk off to.

 

[TheNanaDook]

It's everything you hate about corporate globohomo.
>Goyslop
>Fat disgusting people
>Soulless """art"""
>Ambiguous races so nobody is offended



(Since it won't embed)

 

[johnnynoname]

>Goyslop

as an aside, even though it is Garbage, Cinnamon toast crunch is LEGIT PFG

 

[Cuphead]

 

[fenrir]

Women can easily beat men in a race, but you can't let men athletically compete against them because...?

I hate tranny freaks but the one good thing about them is that they knock all that girl power shit down on it's ass.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I pretty much only catch them when I watch sports and in a situation where I would feel rude telling the room to mute the commercials. This one annoys me because these two have so much money from Scrubs that it’s embarrassing to subject themselves to this. Same line of reasoning for the State Farm commercial where Andy Reid is saying funny sounding words. DWI lawyers must be expensive.

 

[Cuphead]

I pretty much only catch them when I watch sports and in a situation where I would feel rude telling the room to mute the commercials. This one annoys me because these two have so much money from Scrubs that it’s embarrassing to subject themselves to this. Same line of reasoning for the State Farm commercial where Andy Reid is saying funny sounding words. DWI lawyers must be expensive.

Zach Braff is such a hack

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Zach Braff is such a hack

Scrubs was on for what, like 10 seasons? Syndicated all day on a few channels for years too. Just seems lame as fuck to do some faggy singing commercial about home internet.

 

[Cuphead]

Scrubs was on for what, like 10 seasons? Syndicated all day on a few channels for years too. Just seems lame as fuck to do some faggy singing commercial about home internet.

He wasn't even in the last season

 

[DMAN]

Yeah of course she would be leading the race right? Now put a wall in front of the finish line and she'll be third place, won't even try to climb.

 

[DanFielding]

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Where/how are you guys even seeing commercials at this point?

 

[Brooke Shields]

I can't even make a joke for why this is a thing, WHY is this ugly bitch with a horrific voice from that gay movie in 10 commercials since the superbowl

How does she just get put in everything? It'd make sense if she used to be big or some loved character, but she's stifflers mom annnnddddd what else?
You could substitute any ugly fat bitch in all the parts she has, obviously for much less than whatever the fuck she must be making. It's horrible

 

[Lunkhead]

The Burger King one with the cornball brotha rapping. Just when I thought they couldn't get any gayer after the AIDS Whopper.

Whatever car company (I think Chevy) played this fruity song. Just trying to imagine what kind of dorky redditor working for an ad agency picked this homo anthem. Some guy that gets pumped up imaging himself as Spider Man or Captain Faggot or whoever in the latest Marvel movie thinking "Yeah, this gonna be so freakin' epic! Let's GOOOO!" Or whatever the corny youtube comment phrase of the week is. Die.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

He wasn't even in the last season

Oh yeah, didn’t they replace the entire cast and make an awful final season?