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porquedealer

Portly Pepperoni Purveyor
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What's the context for this butterknife thing? This guy is too retarded for me to pay attention to his antics.
Classic Shane volunteering personal information, completely out of context to the conversation.

he was 4 years old and on some medication at the time and said he and other children were drugged by his babysitter with his meds and raped with a butterknife.
I believe that was just 2 years after he started reading and the age at which he programmed a flight simulator.
The babysitter didnt know that just a mere 20 years later Shane would be head of the Microsoft-FBI-SS cybercrimes and pedophile task force.
 

PickleRickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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Classic Shane volunteering personal information, completely out of context to the conversation.

he was 4 years old and on some medication at the time and said he and other children were drugged by his babysitter with his meds and raped with a butterknife.
I believe that was just 2 years after he started reading and the age at which he programmed a flight simulator.
The babysitter didnt know that just a mere 20 years later Shane would be head of the Microsoft-FBI-SS cybercrimes and pedophile task force.
She probably got annoyed of his bullshit lies. Flipped him over and shoved the knife in his spoiler.
 

Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
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I love how Shane thinks he’s got all his shit locked down and is constantly planting what he calls “honey traps” (he never uses the term correctly) yet with zero prompting volunteered that he’d been anally raped with a butter knife as a toddler.

And now he plays victim because he was too retarded to predict that a bunch of comedy dickheads would mercilessly make fun of that disclosure.

Shane’s thinkin’ meats don’t work too well.
 
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