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Theyre all shit. Edgy faggots.
"Hahahahah! Can he say that?!"
"Hahahahah! Can he say that?!"
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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It would be awesome if there were 'surprise roasts' (where the roastee is not in on it) as a concept, but comedians are too sensitive snowflakes for it to ever have happened.
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Nice forced laughter at every shitty joke, stupid. Isn’t this great?! Oooof! 
The idea of the Roast is to do it to someone important that doesn't necessarily fit the "roasted label." It doesn't work if it's a bunch of nobody's roasting a nobody.
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“Nah, nah, we have fun here, but seriously, I love you man”
Greg Giraldo was funny some of them but you're right, the rest sucked. I remember there's one that Norton was in where he bombed hard.
Patrice and Norm are the only ones that made me laugh doing them.
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I hate Jeff Ross. We get it, you do roasts.
Nice “we’ll” stupid.
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Yet he is the only one out of Him, Norm, Gilbert and Saget to live. God has forsaken us.
That's the "Roastmaster General," to you sir.
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He doesn't look very alive here, tbf.
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ehhh
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Aids?
Doesn't AIDS usually come with weight loss?
Uncle Fester looks terrible.ehhh
The Andy Dick Roast on the Howard Stern Show in 2007 was pretty fawkin' savage:
Like a melting wax dummy of Brando from Apocalypse Now.ehhh
OnA reference at @30:17