Comedian Pat is back!

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

"Some landed, some didn't" - pretty sure this is Vos-speak for I fucking bombed.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

All in all, you fucking suck at comedy and you’re admitting it here, retard. Someone needs to sneak a recording.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Yeah, the slightest admission of something not landing just tells you that he bombed. We know Pat too well and that if his set went slightly ok, he would embellish it like he made a black crowd go into hysterics at the Apollo

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Comedy needs to pay the Lawyer bills

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I wonder how much material included the word "Trump".

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Notice how often he has tweeted today just to see how much time he was actually away from twitter. I bet the place was packed at 8pm on a monday open mic. That must have been some of the most unprepared garbage stand up. Reading off his chicken scratch bar napkin.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Just dropped in at the Funnybone to work out some new material, didja, pig? Use more industry jargon next time, please.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

what are you saying ? you and me had relations?

 

[fricklefrackle]

He'll be sitting at the Cellar table with the likes of Vosh and Blob Jelly soon enough... hush now, little nothings

 

[Coonskin]

Yes!!!

My cartoons are coming to life. Any luck he will have a heart attack.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

He did recently mention writing for this. Usually one would try stuff out and see what works, but we know how he feels about feedback... and rewriting, for that matter.

Fat matter

 

[EraGodless]

He did recently mention writing for this. Usually one would try stuff out and see what works, but we know how he feels about feedback... and rewriting, for that matter.

Fat matter

He had a set list that was sloppily written and ill-conceived. I don't think he wrote actual jokes. He had a bullet points he wanted to touch on, but was too fucking awkward and clumsy to get through them in a timely manner. Also, blowing off the light is a dick move and frowned upon.

 

[stealthygeek]

Every monday:

 

[Harry Powell]

This is huge. I will absolutely drive to respectfully sit in silence and bear witness. How to figure out when he’s gonna be performing though

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

You wanna buy a half a house.... door!??@

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He really thinks he has something interesting to say so he ignored the light. He is that selfish. Fuck this hog. Everything he does is for selfish reasons. Even his fake woke virtue signalling. Its all fake and just trying to make a buck off these soft and scared people.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Stand up on a Monday? In Wisconsin? It was probably 7 people at the most, 6 are other nobody comedians.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I owe a wine lawyer for his briefs and I'm dodgin him!

I'm not like black guys - I'll eat the Wellington!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He really thinks he has something interesting to say so he ignored the light. He is that selfish. Fuck this hog. Everything he does is for selfish reasons. Even his fake woke virtue signalling. Its all fake and just trying to make a buck off these soft and scared people.

He feels he’s so important he can ignore the light to get off. He’s doing stand up on a Monday in Wisconsin which means it’s all other open mic comedians.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Pat, were you wearing a mask during this outing to a public space? Or are you a bloated attempted mass murderer??