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Just another day of pig denying reality
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Come on Pat, we’ve seen the bar pictures
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“I attended all family events”
Yet he was sitting alone at a bar on thanksgiving
Yet he was sitting alone at a bar on thanksgiving
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I’ll piss my pants laughing if he claims that’s not a beer gut but his very strong abdominal muscles.
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Oh look, now Pat says 8/24 is OUR court date where we all go to prison. I’m dizzy from the spin.
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lmao I cant even
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Lol it circles around to his back. Like he’s wearing an actual tire.
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We all think he will do something very stupid on 8/24 - if that is him trying to claim he shouldn’t go to jail but people who troll him online and he’s here to be heard that could be the most Pat move possible.
He thinks movies are how the world works so I’m leaning towards this is his plan.
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Actual tough guys all look like lesbians, child. Enjoy prison
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That just looks hilarious and, also, must feel absolutely fucking awful. I cannot imagine just meandering through the world with that tire hanging around my midsection and thinking to myself “hey, I look pretty good for 43!”
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He prefers illusion to despair
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And he won’t even dress properly having that like most guy with a gut. That would be “letting the idiots win” so he walks around in 1-2 sizes two small shirts like he’s an overgrown child.
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Every time I send a funny picture of pat to one of my non-ona friends, his reply 90% of the time is "why doesnt he buy bigger shirts"
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He's the Tom Platz of abs
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I listened to the nps re-run with bda the other day. Bda said pat arrived 2 minutes before the court start time, we already know how he only brought his phone as witnesses, and he wore a blazer with a black t shirt underneath (not even 82nd airborne). I can't wait to see what happens at court nexttt.
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it's really funny to me that when he's on Xitter he denies ANY excess weight, but when he's on an interview he specifically switches his denial to just morbid obesity because he knows it'd be a gigantic red flag for civilians if he pretended he isn't fat.
ironic that he tailors his pig rage to be more appealing, only for the consequence to be more evidence that he's insane and can't keep his story straight.
ironic that he tailors his pig rage to be more appealing, only for the consequence to be more evidence that he's insane and can't keep his story straight.
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I know Dan isn’t gonna be there but will we be able to find out if the Fat Faggot with Bitch Tits Pig no-showed?
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I imagine quasi would get the word out somehow.
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Gigantic head, completely flat back of the skull, multiple chins, massive gut, humped back, little bird arms. Looking good, Rick!
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Unless he's neutralized and imprisoned on sight, SBADA (slightly below average dicked andrew) will be there.