College dropout touts upcoming lecture series

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Translation: I'm copy/pasting some stuff off wikipedia and will put it into a powerpoint presentation.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

"I'm pretty exited" is what he'll say as the audience walks out.

Once again when I try to copy a fat pat misspelling autocorrect fixes it for me. Just turn it back on, piggy.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Not a good look to be Mean Girl-ing the guy who is about to own the only thing in your life that you love or value.

 

[Sexual_Tyrannosaurus]

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Translation: I'm copy/pasting some stuff off wikipedia and will put it into a powerpoint presentation.

I'm going to give a talk on real tech no one imagined could be achieved 30 years ago!

Then, I'm going to piss on someone who wants to do impossible, stupid things just 30 years from now.

 

[Raymond]

"Things we could do tomorrow if shit got serious."

His affected swearing bothers me.

 

[guest]

No one cares, Piggy!

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Near-sci by definition is science fiction

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

If he takes this live I think we should do an internal Gofundme so we can send some fearless Rascals...
If I wasn't on no fly lists and Interpol and barred from America for keeps I think.... I would be over in a heartbeat to fuck with him and see how far he thinks he will get with international law for someone approaching him andd laughing at his face in Hooligans...

 

[Heyfellas]

If I had 1/100 of the hubris of Patrick I’d probably be in the c suite of the company I work for.

He’s just full of shit, knows it, and doesn’t care. It’s amazing.

 

[EraGodless]

I'm going to give a talk on real tech no one imagined could be achieved 30 years ago!

Then, I'm going to piss on someone who wants to do impossible, stupid things just 30 years from now.

The worst part is the hypocrisy.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Glorified book report.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

Shouldn't he of all people be excited for what Elon Musk wants to do? For a supposed sci-fi expert he seems awfully content to sit on the fart couch and opine how the future is 1999 in space. Would he have mocked JFK in 1960 for wanting to go to the moon or is simply because Elon is on the wrong team?

And who the fuck gave him an opportunity speak with any authority on space propulsion technology? He's not in the lab testing things, not running highly sophisticated computer models, doesn't know anyone who does. He's an alcoholic moron who barely passed high school and reads Science magazine once or twice a year.

 

[guest]

He'll need an ongoing marketing campaign. Twitter childs unite.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

The balls on this idiot to give a lecture on a topic that requires a deep understanding of the earth sciences, engineering, physics, and astronomy when he doesn't even have an Associates degree. Would love it if an actual scientist were in attendance to call him out on his bullshit, but as we know, the only people who attend these things are smooth-brained, uneducated rubes and the socially awkward. I hope this is recorded so it can get nitpicked to death.

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

A “review” of (insert sciencey dreck) geared toward sci-fi authors. “Hey guys, before you put hyperspace thrusters on all of your class B starships, make sure you understand that the planet of the tranny space crabs is 114500 light years away from the Flab Nebula, ok? So you do the math! Your audience wants some logic in their technology”

Followed by “Like OMG I can’t even with Elon’s ideas, am I right, childs?”

 

[Brooke Shields]

Yeah a rascal doesn't need to go to shout "Pay Quasi", but just to videotape this obviously retarded presentation/diatribe.

Just imagine how much fatter his head's got from weeks ago

 

[SFWA liaison]

reminder that he does it for free and cons don't pay him for presentations lol

Can a Detroit-based brotherman go record his gay presentation at the PenguiCon 22/23/24?

 

[JewishNigger]

I mean this when I say this: there are people on this forum more qualified than Pat to give these type of lectures. Because those qualifications are not even impressive to anyone who actually attended university. It's not big brain shit to get a B.S. and intern in a lab, and hasn't been since forever. It's practically expected at this point. But this fat fucker dropped out of community college. Who the fuck is he to talk about literally anything but selling life insurance? His experience is being a modern day tupperware merchant.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Pat: "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah blah, blah, blah blah. Okay. Any questions?"

"What are your credentials?"

Pat: "UH durrrRrRhhh, uhhhhmm, Twitter.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Pat: "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah blah, blah, blah blah. Okay. Any questions?"

"What are your credentials?"

Pat: "UH durrrRrRhhh, uhhhhmm, Twitter.

"It's not a Q and A because you don't get to ask me anything, child. Numnumnum sounds like you have peanut butter in your mouth little baby child."