Coffee and energy drinks are for weak faggots.

[Mr. Faggotry]

How I judge you as a man plummets the second I see you needing your “caffeine fix”. On par with smoking but more gay than literally smoking a Nigerian cock.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Be more like Jocko Willink

Wake up at 430 and murder babies

 

[RapistWithHIV]

On the topic of faggots, "this makes me feel so old" is one of the gayest things I hear/read grown men saying these days. Age with dignity, you emaciated shell of a faggot.

 

[aRTie02150]

I recently tried a energy drink and all it did was make me sweat shake. 200 mgs of caffeine is way too much.

 

[FalconeFanClub]

You could always delete this. No harm, no foul.

 

[Antwan2]

Wwaw adderall

 

[LingerLonger]

I recently tried a energy drink and all it did was make me sweat shake. 200 mgs of caffeine is way too much.

Energy drinks have replaced cocaine at bars at nightclubs. The caffeine rush is enough to offset a few shots or beers. I like that ultra-caffeinated lemonade that was sold at Panera's that gave a few people heart attacks and killed at least one person. "Charged lemonade".

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Shame on me for liking my cup of coffee in the morning. I guess I’m just another pole smoker!

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

Shame on me for liking my cup of coffee in the morning. I guess I’m just another pole smoker!

Based cocksucker. You like it black and bold?

 

[Juschippinyababe]

I've gotten to the point a good cup of black coffee has to be there with breakfast. The wash down factor of milk or orange juice just isnt the same

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Black coffee is the only non alcoholic drink a straight man should be seen with.

 

[Andy Elliott]

Drinking any sort of water is pozzed and is for fags

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Based cocksucker. You like it black and bold?

Dasss right

 

[Chive Turkey]

Drinking any sort of water is pozzed and is for fags

Tap water is literally skimmed waste from thousand other dudes. It's the gayest thing imaginable.

And if you're buying bottled water you're a slave to the mineral Jew.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I like having coffee in the morning. Enjoy prison

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I would never say out loud to anyone "I need a caffeine fix" but had been drinking shitloads of coffee the last couple years. I've cut down and am hoping to get down to only a cup a month or less. It fries your adrenal glands.

 

[Phish]

I would never say out loud to anyone "I need a caffeine fix" but had been drinking shitloads of coffee the last couple years. I've cut down and am hoping to get down to only a cup a month or less. It fries your adrenal glands.

A cup a month? Do you just sip a 1/5th of a thimble a morning or do you go crrraaazy and drink a WHOLE CUP in one day???

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I would never say out loud to anyone "I need a caffeine fix" but had been drinking shitloads of coffee the last couple years. I've cut down and am hoping to get down to only a cup a month or less. It fries your adrenal glands.

Never knew that but I keep it to 2-3 cups maximum a day.

 

[Cuphead]

I don't know why anyone drinks energy drinks. The caffeine content is ridiculous and they are loaded with a bunch of other crap that is so fucking bad for you. Red Bull and Monster taste like absolute shit.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Now that's a guy who really paid attention in man school.