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Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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LOL Joe believes "drilling" will somehow lower his HOA fees. If he'd bothered to get a real job, and socked away his Nana money, perhaps he could have moved somewhere without HOA fees. But whining about in on gay social media was just easier.
Don’t forget all the money Joe has blown at casinos over the years. That’s where a good chunk of Nana’s money went.
 

RoSmokedCrack

I was chest-bumped, alroight!
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This the same HOA that Joe is constantly falling foul of for desecrating the US flag on his property and making people think they share a neighborhood with an ISIS sympathiser.

Trump isn't going to drive down your mortgage or HOA, Joe. It would have crept up during Donald's first term but Joe's so swept up in the Twitter bullshit he thinks he's going to be able to live for free.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Oh Joe. Thats not how private companies work. You are already stuck with paying at least that amount going forward. Man he is going to be so disappointed when he realizes just because trump got elected that his bills wont change much. Its hilarious what he blames on democrats. No matter what happens, Joe is tied to an HOA contract for decades unless he pays something like $40k to break the contract.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Oh Joe. Thats not how private companies work. You are already stuck with paying at least that amount going forward. Man he is going to be so disappointed when he realizes just because trump got elected that his bills wont change much. Its hilarious what he blames on democrats. No matter what happens, Joe is tied to an HOA contract for decades unless he pays something like $40k to break the contract.
It’s going to be fun watching Joe try to blame all his problems on everyone except Trump for the next four years. Trump said he would do a lot of things if he won but I’m pretty sure “Lower HOA fees” was not one of them.
 

Saddam Hussein

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I’m trying to figure out Joe’s logic here.

Drilling for oil = lower gas prices = lower cost of business = companies passing on savings to customers

There are too many steps in that supply chain. Since each company along the way needs to make a profit, all the fees and adders would make any “savings” negligible. Plus at this point, if a company knows customers will still pay, then why not keep prices where they are? People are not willing to do bread riots so there’s no reason to stop charging out the nose. The demand for their products is functionally unlimited so it’s not like they have to think about undercutting other businesses. These companies are not really competing at this point
 
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I’m trying to figure out Joe’s logic here.
Joe is dumber than a pillowcase full of broken toasters. If Trump took office and immediately cut the price of literally everything in half, Joe would still be struggling to cover his monthly nut, as a) he'd blow 100% of the savings on frivolous garbage, and b) he has no income. And whenever he manages to wrangle a few dollars out of his laughable music career, he immediately blows the profits on frivolity and tacky trash he doesn't need. He wants the world to believe he deserves and requires a certain standard of living, but in reality, without that Nana money he'd be living in his sister's garage, sleeping next to a balky old space heater and pissing in Gatorade bottles.
 

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I just don't get it. 50k a year is what small town teachers used to make like 20 years ago, and those people were able to save or invest or fucking SOMETHING, anything with it.
And that's another thing, Moo has had such an abundance of time, as well as free money, to try and figure out something useful to do and help his bank account, and he's just sat on his ass in a casino or at home.
He has a brother in the entertainment industry during the big boom of online content creation and he doesn't capitalize on it at all. Now he's stuck bitching about HOA fees at like 74 years old and nothing to show for the tremendous unearned good fortune he's had for a regrettably large amount of his life.
 
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I just don't get it. 50k a year is what small town teachers used to make like 20 years ago, and those people were able to save or invest or fucking SOMETHING, anything with it.
And that's another thing, Moo has had such an abundance of time, as well as free money, to try and figure out something useful to do and help his bank account, and he's just sat on his ass in a casino or at home.
He has a brother in the entertainment industry during the big boom of online content creation and he doesn't capitalize on it at all. Now he's stuck bitching about HOA fees at like 74 years old and nothing to show for the tremendous unearned good fortune he's had for a regrettably large amount of his life.
All he needed to do was work hard enough to cover the bulk of his monthly nut. He always had the Nana pact as his lifeline. He could have repressed his showboating urges, swallowed his pride, gotten along with others and been part of a real band, or he could have given lessons, or he could have tried to find low-end studio work, like radio ads and etc., and it might have provided enough income to allow him to stash some Nana money away for later.

But he's a big, fat, old, ugly, stupid Peter Pan, who wants to be a boy forever. Working, and making efforts at things is hard, and no fun, and not immediately gratifying, so he decided to lie around all day doing nothing instead. Any opportunities he did stumble into, he blew immediately. And he didn't give a shit, as that Nana money was plenty. And now, in late 2024, it's not plenty anymore, and the noose is tightening. And he dreads anyone seeing him in that light, so he humblebrags about his purchases as if he has plenty of bread to squander, and looks for scapegoats to blame for his lifetime of dumb choices. But no one believes a word of it, as he's obviously a total buffoon and an all-around retard.
 
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All he needed to do was work hard enough to cover the bulk of his monthly nut. He always had the Nana pact as his lifeline. He could have repressed his showboating urges, swallowed his pride, gotten along with others and been part of a real band, or he could have given lessons, or he could have tried to find low-end studio work, like radio ads and etc., and it might have provided enough income to allow him to stash some Nana money away for later.

But he's a big, fat, old, ugly, stupid Peter Pan, who wants to be a boy forever. Working, and making efforts at things is hard, and no fun, and not immediately gratifying, so he decided to lie around all day doing nothing instead. Any opportunities he did stumble into, he blew immediately. And he didn't give a shit, as that Nana money was plenty. And now, in late 2024, it's not plenty anymore, and the noose is tightening. And he dreads anyone seeing him in that light, so he humblebrags about his purchases as if he has plenty of bread to squander, and looks for scapegoats to blame for his lifetime of dumb choices. But no one believes a word of it, as he's obviously a total buffoon and an all-around retard.
Joe should have studied a bit harder in school so he understood the monetary concept of future value when it came time to propose and negotiate the pact.
 
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