"Civilian" who picked up Rick's chairs reaches out to him on Craigslist to arrange their return (☢️Pig Sperg-out Warning☢️)

[RickiLeaks]

This exchange occurred late last night on Craigslist in reply to Rick's begging "BRING BACK OUR ADIRONDACK CHAIRS" listing via CL's anonymous email relay. Rick takes the bait from another kiwi farmer (who posted this exchange there) hook, line, and sinker.

What a fawkin CUNT.

Stolen Chairs megathread:

Someone stole Pats pallet chairs

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[PickleRickle]

This is taking the automated "Press 2 to confirm" style texts up to 11. How hard did he hit the bottle after he called Toyota Tacoma a stlaker?. He keeps getting away with it.

 

[Bigsmooth]

God what a sack of shit human lol.
NOW

 

[Opesterino]

Bless those wild & crazy redditors

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Holy FUCK! He expects the cops to go fetch his chairs?!?!?

Fucking retard

 

[NoBacon]

1997 Toyota Tacoma has claimed full responsibility for this latest development on kiwifarms

 

[DanFielding]

LOL at filing a police report over two glorified piles of kindling that combined are worth less than $10.

 

[Steve Ramone]

He is the king of empty threats.

 

[Africa.com]

I like how he acts like he's an FBI investigator by applying pressure (you're an accomplice to a crime, tho unwitting). Why us?

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Holy FUCK! He expects the cops to go fetch his chairs?!?!?

Fucking retard

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But he already instructed them to LEAVE AND NEVER RETURN. Does not compute.

 

[Grindset Alpha King]

Wow. He's literally the most hatable person in the universe.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Patrick is a cunt but I'd be pissed too if some retards took my stuff because internet said it was okay.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He is the king of empty threats.

More like Queen of empty threats


You see, hes a homosexual.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Holy FUCK! He expects the cops to go fetch his chairs?!?!?

Fucking retard

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“Hello, 911? I need your help - I’m getting a new couch and need you to talk the old one away for me. What do you mean no? MY TAXES PAY YOUR SALARY!”

 

[The Talking Dead]

That abrupt ending when he realizes he's been had yet AGAIN. Ribs will never be the same.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Boy he just has to mention that mustang doesn't he

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I think the police probably WOULD pick the chairs up as long as he's on good terms with the local cops.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

That abrupt ending when he realizes he's been had yet AGAIN. Ribs will never be the same.

It’s like he’s a cartoon character that bugs bunny fucks with.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Its crazy that is how he would have acted if they really reached out to him. With his ultimatums and veiled threats. I wouldnt blame them for not returning the chairs. He always tries to act like a bully

 

[Turk February]

This is my favorite thing. Every thing to do with the chairs has been funny. I fucking love this stupid saga.