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Cinema Verite with Joseph Colleen Cumia
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Next time: Joe shares his love of Adam Sandler's filmography, and why y'all sleeping on Uwe Boll!
I wanna absolutely play that knockout game with “JCC”
That movie fucking sucked lol. It's based on that Paige broad. The one that's on video getting gangbanged by black wrestlers and taking loads to the face and whatnot.
This seemed like an odd pick for Joe to post earnestly about, usually he's furthering some retarded agenda. Then I saw that it starred Vince Vaughn, who's "conservative" and it all made sense. He did he enjoy a piping hot mug of Black Rifle coffee while watching?
Joe also LOVED The Many Saints of Newark.
The "man" is a fool.
The "man" is a fool.
He think he's a Goomba.
Live your life through fantasy some more, Mr. Son of ANARCHY.
He definitely wasn't a fan of the Notebook
it's written and directed by steve merchant, so it may have some merit to it. that goggle-eyed freak is a talented little bugger
Florence Pugh lost my respect when she was, ahem, "dating" Mr. Aaron Rodgers.
Man has had more man ass on his face than Wembley 's toilets.
Man has had more man ass on his face than Wembley 's toilets.
This movie was being made when that scandal came out so it was a little awkward.
I’d fuck the absolute shit out Florence Pugh, this movie was her at her least sexually appealing and I’m a guy who has a huge female wrestling fetish. Other than that, it’s a pretty middle of the road sports movie.
It’s one of those movies where they say pretty openly that wrestling is fake but they also build the drama of the movie around the matches. Iron Claw was the same way, they flat out tell you wrestling is fake but then there’s lots of drama when one of the brothers loses a match, like everyone involved didn’t know that was going to happen.
In conclusion, wrestling is for homos and so is every wrestling movie other than The Wrestler.
It’s one of those movies where they say pretty openly that wrestling is fake but they also build the drama of the movie around the matches. Iron Claw was the same way, they flat out tell you wrestling is fake but then there’s lots of drama when one of the brothers loses a match, like everyone involved didn’t know that was going to happen.
In conclusion, wrestling is for homos and so is every wrestling movie other than The Wrestler.
The Iron Claw was good shit. Aside from ignoring the existence of Chris Von Erich and the casting of the Harley Race character, the film did a good job.
Im kinda upset that this is the kind of Joeposts we got after he returned from his trip. I was worried that his posts would return to lame shit like this. I hope joe screws something up and shares it soon. The trip to AC and canceling his first two gigs was worth a giggle but I hope he has something funnier posted next time. We got spoiled with him posting something embarrassing at least once a week.
I liked it for the most part. The only real sour notes for me were when Ephron kisses his brother’s corpse on the lips, and when The Bear goes to heaven and meets his two year old brother. I laughed out loud in the theater at that part.
Joe's just missing being around English people
This is years old. American fan stumbled on it and sent me the screenshot.
I'm not wasting my time going after this cunts movie reviews, I just found it funny. "So so so so you're saying this movie ISN'T AS GOOD as Casablanca!?!"
He probably did a quick google search, saw Merchant got his start in radio, then fantasized about how they’re peers because Joe was the creator of Opie and Anthony.