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Chrissie Mayr coping on her podcast after being obliterated by Opie

RoSmokedCrack

I was chest-bumped, alroight!
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that pregnancy just WARP SPEED'D her to the wall


she was barely holding on
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ISO__JOE

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I like how in the description she says, "soo many people from his life over the years want nothing to do with him" as if Nana isn't in the same fucking situation.

Was it Opie or Anthony that was tossed out of the comedy cellar by club soda Kenny because Bill Burr couldn’t stand the sight of him? I can’t remember.

If Burr or CSK bumped into the Opster they would probably shake hands and spend a minute catching up.

It’s a testament to how irrelevant Nana has become that Chrissie Mayr is in his inner circle and considers her a close friend. What is Chrissie good at that she deserves a show? She’s not attractive. She’s not funny. She’s not smart. Opie nailed it as usual, she’s just boring and trashy.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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She’s right. Opie isn’t relevant anymore because he doesn’t have to be relevant anymore. He had a good, prosperous career for 30 years and then it was over and now he does whatever he wants because he’s financially secure and in good health.

He streams from his manhattan condo when he wants. He fishes at his oceanfront beach house in the Hamptons when he wants. He goes for walks when he wants. He streams from Gebhards when he wants. You know what he doesn’t do? Work.

He didn’t piss away his money gambling and heating pools in January. Or paying Artie Lange $600,000. Or let a retarded crooked cop with literal mob ties run his life like he had power of attorney. Or bite his boyish girlfriend. Or sell his greasy wop McMansion at a loss during a massive housing bubble. Or travel back and forth from South Carolina so he could do shows for his failing media network.

Chrissy, your husband would let Opie facefuck you everyday for 10 straight years to have Opie’s condo, so either get funnier and make more money or SHUT THE FUCK UP.
 
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