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Chop Goes the Cheesel!

Queefer Sutherland

Fix me, Josh!
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Let's all sing Chop Goes The Cheesel!

Chop goes the, chop goes the wheel of the CHEESEL
I fucked over NAS and it was sumthin' evil

I got a spread with a list of mayonnaisers
I should have started RAGE
Rappers Against Gentile Entertainers
So we can make it known that our food truck is blown
I eat a sammy but I don't eat a scone

Gettin' paid to peddle da CHEE CHOP (chop chop chop)
CHOP goes the CHEE as drawers drop (drop drop drop)
I'm a bigger Jew than Michael fuckin' Rapaport
Jimmy is a fag and Rogan is short

I guess it's the fact that you can't be autistic
Nana bitin' bitches is straight sadistic
Sittin' in a hospital bed and about to be spoon-fed
By a buncha buck nigguz with Jell-O and bread

So some stay illiterate and feeble, legally tricked
CHOP GOES THE CHEESEL (CHOP CHEE!)

Chop chop goes the cheesel, cheesel
Chop chop goes the cheesel, cheesel
Chop chop goes the cheesel, cheesel
Chop goes the cheeel, 'cuz the cheesel goes chop

Chop chop goes the cheesel, cheesel
Chop chop goes the cheesel, cheesel
Chop chop goes the cheesel, cheesel
Chop goes the cheeel, 'cuz the cheesel goes chop

Hip-hop, got turned into CHEE CHOP
Since those days my career was a flop
I'm not hood and I'm not from the ghetto
I'm just your average Jew-like Geppetto
Now no one cares about our brand, or new band
Runnin from' the same old Klan
Heebs are thieves that skeez so we gotta make sure
That Zionism has got to endure

Why score all my points in one period
Scheming like Madoff running another pyramid
We run the media and I still have no presence
Probably because I'm post-pubescence
Stop vexin' on the skills, ya ain't originate
Pay up front to watch Alena masturbate
Ovens are cookin', running on diesel
Not the chee, not the chee, chop goes the cheesel

Chop chop goes the cheesel, cheesel
Chop chop goes the cheesel, cheesel
Chop chop goes the cheesel, cheesel
Chop goes the cheeel, 'cuz the cheesel goes chop

Chop chop goes the cheesel, cheesel
Chop chop goes the cheesel, cheesel
Chop chop goes the cheesel, cheesel
Chop goes the cheeel, 'cuz the cheesel goes chop
 

Queefer Sutherland

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