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Choose one to have sex with
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Turk's a good lookin' man tbh. Just needs to clean up a touch.
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the lady has a nice hiney, wait, that is a lady isn't it? I don't know what to think anymore.
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Would you tell Charles Bronson to clean up a touch?
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He has a bit of Tatar in him (epicanthic folds)...like they say, scratch a Russian you get a Mongol.
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Lol Turk's a fucking chinaman. I knew it.
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Jenna Ortega has absolutely NOTHING going for her except a prepubescent face...she looks abnormal.
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I’m not saying this to sound cool because it will apply to most of the dudes here but I’ve slept with women who are much better looking than the celebs idolised online, it’s weird behaviour - if some of the girls I’ve had relationships with were arbitrarily in movies or whatever then retards would worship them.
If I can trust anybody enough to keep it private I’d provide photos but I don’t.
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Shut up and choose one
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I’m a reasonably attractive, reasonably in shape man with a reasonably impressive career and can be quite funny and charming, but the core of me is a terrible personality, a bully and a manic depressive wierdo.
I figure as I get older and lose the appeal to the women who like my aesthetic, I’ll just become a sexless puritanical crazy person with a gross huge beard.
I am happy to accept this outcome. I am ready.
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Now I'm hungry for Fish.
Todd is fucking staring right through you, @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda. He wouldn't be happy until he saw you dead by his hands.
No wonder he went on drugs.
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I was terrorized by all those kids. Look at my face and look at theirs. I'm visibly frightened. Todd Bridges is literally mugging me with a gun to my knee as they took the promo photo. That same evening the ugliest child to ever live, John Casisi sold my car to a chop shop.Now I'm hungry for Fish.
Todd is fucking staring right through you, @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda. He wouldn't be happy until he saw you dead by his hands.
No wonder he went on drugs.
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I see it, too.
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They're both farting
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I don't know who she is, but I'd smash her back doors in.
Turk, you look like Pedro Pascal's less homosexual brother
Turk, you look like Pedro Pascal's less homosexual brother
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You cant be attractive. Youre medically obese.
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…shes a he