Chinese kid puts granny in her last chokehold

[Patrick O'Neal]

A rural granny is diciplining the boy with her crocs (ancient Chinese method!) he's had enough and puts her in a chokehold.

r/real_China_irl - [NSFW] 农村老人教育小孩，小孩反击老人锁喉致死-part1

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The granny says "Fuck your mother!" which clearly tickles the guy who is filming!

He tells him to let her go, but the kid refuses, so he's like "Ah, whatayagoingdoaboutit?" (I'm pretty sure it's his mother in law.)

He just half-heartedly tells the kid that she's not moving anymore and he should release her. The kid is not really listening.

The mother realises that her boy has strangled her own mother to death and he shouldn't really have done that. She has a bamboo stick handy though.

We (bang!) Do not (bang!) strangle (bang!) relatives (bang!) to death (bang!) in this (bang!) household!

 

[PrincessAlena]

Ho Lee Fawwk!

 

[guest]

Sum Ting Wong?

 

[WorId Wide Web Wyyzrd]

Nice recording a full minute of the kid choking her on the ground before stepping in, 笨.

 

[guest]

Imagine that kid grows up to be the next Genghis Khan? lol

 

[guest]

She was still movin this is fawkin horse-shit!

 

[Monk]

Needs all the ching chong gobbledygook gibberish edited out and replaced with UFC commentary. Would be fawkin' hilarious.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I have seen enough gore videos from China to know that they are bereft of any kind of humanity, soulless husks of human beings.

Accidents, suicides, murders before their eyes, none of them react, programmed robots without emotion.

 

[PrincessAlena]

Needs all the ching chong gobbledygook gibberish edited out and replaced with UFC commentary. Would be fawkin' hilarious.

He rocked 'em!

 

[Rink Lee Fa Ni]

The granny says "Fuck your mother!" which clearly tickles the guy who is filming!

He tells him to let her go, but the kid refuses, so he's like "Ah, whatayagoingdoaboutit?" (I'm pretty sure it's his mother in law.)

He just half-heartedly tells the kid that she's not moving anymore and he should release her. The kid is not really listening.

Thank you @RobertMewler for providing the translation

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Nice job losing a fight to a child, dumb old dead lady. That kid should never be forced to eat vegetables or do the dishes ever again.

 

[Harry's Manly Calvester]

Yeah don't dish it out if you can't take it back

 

[TehSamurai]

The weak should fear the strong.