In 4 months it’ll be 7 years with piggy tits. It’ll be 2028 before you know it. I truly believe that he’ll be tweeting about stlakers on his deathbed.
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Chilling reminder that it’s approaching pat’s 10 year anniversary very quickly
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With his BMI and alcohol consumption, he’s sleeping on his deathbed every night.
Pretty nuts how long it's been going on for now. I haven't been keeping up with the hog that much lately because he's just exhausting and it feels like he's peaked in terms of the entertainment he's going to provide but it's incredible that he still hasn't learned to ignore people after all this time. Some might conclude he's retarded.
In all seriousness he thinks in terms of capeshit movies where stubbornness is a virtue and the main character never lets things go.
The world is heroes and villains, child. Im sorry you’re so stupid, I can’t help you.
Pretty sure Saturday morning cartoons haven’t been a thing in 20 years.
Pretty sure Saturday morning cartoons haven’t been a thing in 20 years.
He saw Chris Evans say "I can do this all day" and he was like "that's literally me!"
In all seriousness he thinks in terms of capeshit movies where stubbornness is a virtue and the main character never lets things go.
In that same time, he could've had a kid who is now too old for Paul Weimer to have sexual interest in.
Cant wait for the lame " What a ride it has been" post. Trying to convince the internet they have a happy marriage. When he has spent more time arguing with strangers on twitter and tied up in lawsuits than actually spending time and talking with her. At this point its a relationship of convince. Without each other they would probably need to move back in with their parents.
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Wrong, stlaker. He has oppositional defiant disorder. It's a real condition that makes an adult man proudly act like a gigantic moron toddler, look it up.
Will they fuck with skill and enthusiasm to celebrate? Does he have ready access to his wife’s pussy?
The words of a sexy sexman who has had loads of hot sex!
“Of all the things I’ve tweeted, I didn’t expect disliking Norm MacDonald to stir up such a hornets’ nest, but that’s the Internet for ya. Anyway, about Sippy Cup Caligula…”
—Pat in an alternate timeline where he was forgotten about in days
—Pat in an alternate timeline where he was forgotten about in days
Speaking of, where’s he been lately?
Presumably outside of a Kindercare, edging.
Death Couch for Chubby
deathcouch
fuck.
Peaked? Have you not met the second better Jackie?!?
Fingers crossed Nikki eventually snaps and helps him out with a knee on a pillow
It’s gone way beyond some internet fights with trolls. Multiple people gave him lawsuit money. Someone, be it Lynne the Cunt or Niki the substance abuser, took 5 figures and sent it to someone else on Pats behalf multiple times.
Imagine moving money around, putting it in your checking account and then wiring it to Jerry Jen or whoever the fuck because Patrick didn’t have the money and was going to go to jail if he didn’t pay. You are down $25,000 because of Patrick.
And it’s not like this was in the first year of fighting the trolls, this was year 5 or some shit. 5 years of him publicly humiliating himself and everyone else around him but never stopping for a split second as the trolling continued.
You stood back and watched as he responded to thousands and thousands and thousands of trolls, lost all his book contracts, did hours of fake interviews that embarrassed him, did hours of real interviews that went nowhere, got his lawn furniture stolen, got “swatted” a bunch of times, got put in handcuffs multiple times, lost multiple lawsuits, and on and on and on.
And here you are, looking at that $25,000 in your account that you’re getting ready to wire to a lawyer who represents some autist known only as “quasi,” all because Patrick is an obnoxious idiot who is going to go to jail over this. You hate yourself for clicking send but you do it, even though you know he deserves it.
Jesus, even Joe Cumia realized he was wasting his time after a few years. Imagine being a woman who would be better off married to Joe Cumia than her actual husband.
LOL what an awful life.
Imagine moving money around, putting it in your checking account and then wiring it to Jerry Jen or whoever the fuck because Patrick didn’t have the money and was going to go to jail if he didn’t pay. You are down $25,000 because of Patrick.
And it’s not like this was in the first year of fighting the trolls, this was year 5 or some shit. 5 years of him publicly humiliating himself and everyone else around him but never stopping for a split second as the trolling continued.
You stood back and watched as he responded to thousands and thousands and thousands of trolls, lost all his book contracts, did hours of fake interviews that embarrassed him, did hours of real interviews that went nowhere, got his lawn furniture stolen, got “swatted” a bunch of times, got put in handcuffs multiple times, lost multiple lawsuits, and on and on and on.
And here you are, looking at that $25,000 in your account that you’re getting ready to wire to a lawyer who represents some autist known only as “quasi,” all because Patrick is an obnoxious idiot who is going to go to jail over this. You hate yourself for clicking send but you do it, even though you know he deserves it.
Jesus, even Joe Cumia realized he was wasting his time after a few years. Imagine being a woman who would be better off married to Joe Cumia than her actual husband.
LOL what an awful life.