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In all his posturing about being a badass biker dude, it's city riding. He's too scared to take his bike anywhere he'd have to go above 45mph. He'd be better off with a 50cc moped.
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Chicken Strips Patty never rides his bike on the freeway
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I hope he's goaded into it and he goes under a joggers Nissan who keeps going because he needs scratch offs and menthols
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He barely uses the vehicles. He showed the mileage on the bike and he averages like 2 miles a day (for reference one round trip to Mama Raven's is 250 miles (not that he's ever invited))
phony bike guy, phony comedian, phony dad
phony bike guy, phony comedian, phony dad
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Niki drives him around everywhere. He doesn't even drive Susan himself. You should know this already; sorry you're so stupid.
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Yes, stlaker, I do ride my motorcycle on the freeway.
