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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
#chewthoroughly
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That is a 63 year old man.
Hey Joe, this like the 6th time you posted this same morning slop with almost the same comment each time.
If anyone is getting health tips from Joe then they deserve to die,
If anyone is getting health tips from Joe then they deserve to die,
Ham is hands down the worst deli meat you can have short of turkey breast, the dirtiest of fucking birds to ingest.
This Moo-ron would be better off making two strips of uncured, low to no sugar bacon in olive or avocado oil, then reusing the grease to cook his eggs. You have a high amount of monounsaturated fat from the bacon, and the grease is loaded with it helps your eggs (which are only worth a shit and loaded with proper amino acids when they're grass fed, not the cheap grain fed, stupid). Then use an aged cheese to help your gut Flora that you kill with all that fucking beer - a bit of sour cream would assist with that too. Toss the bloody low carb wrap, it's loaded with other shit you don't need. Your peppers are red, that's actually a good thing; onions and cilantro are fine as well, but get organic black beans with no added salt. Throw in either cooked spinach or a bit of raw kale, as the bacon helps absorb the nutrients from them. Fuck the plantain. I can't hate on the black coffee, especially a straight dark roast - that's great for the liver. BUT, again, you're hurting your stomach with the acid, reinforcing the aged cheese ideal, and the need for a good probiotic and prebiotic.
But hey, what do I know - ANYONE CAN DO IT!
This Moo-ron would be better off making two strips of uncured, low to no sugar bacon in olive or avocado oil, then reusing the grease to cook his eggs. You have a high amount of monounsaturated fat from the bacon, and the grease is loaded with it helps your eggs (which are only worth a shit and loaded with proper amino acids when they're grass fed, not the cheap grain fed, stupid). Then use an aged cheese to help your gut Flora that you kill with all that fucking beer - a bit of sour cream would assist with that too. Toss the bloody low carb wrap, it's loaded with other shit you don't need. Your peppers are red, that's actually a good thing; onions and cilantro are fine as well, but get organic black beans with no added salt. Throw in either cooked spinach or a bit of raw kale, as the bacon helps absorb the nutrients from them. Fuck the plantain. I can't hate on the black coffee, especially a straight dark roast - that's great for the liver. BUT, again, you're hurting your stomach with the acid, reinforcing the aged cheese ideal, and the need for a good probiotic and prebiotic.
But hey, what do I know - ANYONE CAN DO IT!
I can hear him chewing in the photo.
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Hahaha WTF Joe you idiot. Eating beans is one of the easiest ways to kick your body out of ketosis. They are super high in carbs, and are one of the big 4 grains (wheat, beans, corn, rice) that you are supposed to avoid at all costs on a keto diet.
But he typed #lowcarb and #lowglycemic
63 yo 2 stint dipshit Long Island trash nobody.
What's wrong with a bowl of plain oatmeal, apple, and some coffee? I guess the keto thing means he can't have that. Okay, yogurt and coffee...or fucking nothing. It's not like Joe's starving or anything. Just drink the coffee, or make "bulletproof" coffee if you insist.
He's not going out to the rig or on the logging site, he just sits around all day. No need to put this much thought and effort into fueling your body when you're doing literally nothing.
He's not going out to the rig or on the logging site, he just sits around all day. No need to put this much thought and effort into fueling your body when you're doing literally nothing.
Like most lardos, Moo Breasts believes he'll wither and die if he doesn't stuff his ample gut full of whatever he can get his hands on five times a day. You just don't get enormous swaying man-jugs like his by "eating sensibly".
Is he still buying that Black Rifle dudebro panderfest coffee even though the founder wants nothing to do with the deplorables?
Enough with the fucking plantains you fat faggot
I'm a spic and that niggas eats more plantains than me.
Imagine the turbo shits he must get after eating that.
I really miss @a-corsican-pimp
#chokethoroughly
or the retard could just eat some wheaties like a normal fucking person and not cover it in sugar.
still hoping for that black rifle coffee sponsorship i see