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Chef Pat does it again.

TorqueWheeler

Dan doesn't have a penis. I. Do.
Did we miss this one or was it just me?

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What a fucking disgrace. Nice trough slop, stupid.
 

Riccardo Bosi

hates pedophiles and pedophile protectors
1. lol, tofu isn't a substitute for meat, retard. Even the people who supposedly eat "healthy" have animal products in their meals, hence why you need feta and butter to keep your meals from tasting like utter shite. Fucking fat moron.

2. The tofu looks like processed dog food because that's what it is; oh, except that it's worse, because feeding a dog this "food" is animal abuse.

There you go. Eat your fucking glorified, processed salad. You're an AIDS patient with too much fat to die, fucking non-Dutch idiot.
 

Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
1. lol, tofu isn't a substitute for meat, retard. Even the people who supposedly eat "healthy" have animal products in their meals, hence why you need feta and butter to keep your meals from tasting like utter shite. Fucking fat moron.

2. The tofu looks like processed dog food because that's what it is; oh, except that it's worse, because feeding a dog this "food" is animal abuse.

There you go. Eat your fucking glorified, processed salad. You're an AIDS patient with too much fat to die, fucking non-Dutch idiot.
No, child. I am helping the environment by eating soy products. I’m sorry you’re so stupid.

I love that these faggots get all self righteous about their plant based diet when a huge majority of that stuff is terrible for the planet and processed to the max.
 

Dog Eater

Apartheid is cool.
serious question, has Pat ever posted a photo of food he is consuming that didn’t look like dog shit? I spent a few years in the midwest and while the food sucked I don’t remember it ever looking this awful. Like holy shit I hate cooking but I’ve never served anything as aesthetically unappealing as the slop this pig fuck shovels in his mouth on a daily basis. I have seen soups nearly as bad as hooligans but I just didn’t eat them. I bet I could easily find pet food commercials where the product looks closer to something first world humans consume than this FAT FUCKIN BUFFOON posts for his shitty twitter points.
 
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