Checking in on my second favorite author

[Ladynyahh]

Looks like Samuel and the big guy have lured another academic type back to their hovel that likely reeks of shit. God be wit him, no bs.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

damn, flashing the cash, who is this dork?

 

[RobertMewler]

damn, flashing the cash, who is this dork?

His name's on the cup: Joseph.

You can tell poor Joseph's soul has already exited his body in that apartment pic.

 

[Udders]

No, he doesn't look like a diddler at all.

 

[Grindset Alpha King]

They always look like they just saw something too horrific for words.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I hope he doesnt eat the oatmeal.

 

[Steve Ramone]

Sam probably funneled a quart of NyQuil into his ass

 

[BlackLivesMatter]

The face of a man who loves a good IPA and HATES age of consent laws.

 

[newjersy.gov]

Why would they be taking my picture, I just met them?

I might be hammered but I think these guys are fucking pedophiles.

Fuck they must've drugged me. Where the hell am I?
What happened to my shoes?
What's that smell? Did I shit myself?
How long have I been here?
...
Hey! Who's there?

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Nice 1980s Ulysses S Grant beard, faggot

 

[Dennis Denuto]

Who the fuck actually decides to wear a beard and glasses like that? What the fuck? That's a movie character.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

He turned into Bill as soon as he got in that apartment. Same dead inside look on the face.

 

[Not-a-nasty-street-shitte]

I bet these faggots are pen pals of that creeper Ed Buck. Friend and donor of several Democrats including Pencil Neck Schiff.

 

[Rodeo Clown]

Gavin is now hanging with SFWA heroes?

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Gavin is now hanging with SFWA heroes?

He's half a fag himself so it's no surprise really.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

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They always look like they just saw something too horrific for words.

Please, take your shoes off

 

[Black Pat]

Ho ho holy shit, do you know the guy's name? He looks exactly like someone I used to work with

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

He was very badly raped, you see.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

You don't grow a beard with mustache like that without first completely abandoning the concept of consensual sex with adults

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

damn, flashing the cash, who is this dork?

Successful Gavin McDingus