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Chairs cheaper and better than "Adirondacks"

Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
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Let's ignore the 80 man-pig-hours Fatrick put into his chair and just go by Amazon, 32 bucks
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My back hurts already and I doubt a fat retard even built that one.



Let's see here:
$13 and no ass-splinters
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$13 and correct back posture
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$30 for 500lb fatass capacity
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$24-210 depending on how stupid you are
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$838 for the set of 4, they're vintage, a bargain
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I wouldn't put Adirondack chairs in my yard even if they were free.
What the fuck is with Milwaukeeans?
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Frank Grimes!
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Let's ignore the 80 man-pig-hours Fatrick put into his chair and just go by Amazon, 32 bucks
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My back hurts already and I doubt a fat retard even built that one.



Let's see here:
$13 and no ass-splinters
41606813.jpg


$13 and correct back posture
850019338287-whitestackingchair.jpg


$30 for 500lb fatass capacity
81bqkXw-GwL.jpg


$24-210 depending on how stupid you are
811QHe+qbkL._AC_SL1500_.jpg


$838 for the set of 4, they're vintage, a bargain
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I wouldn't put Adirondack chairs in my yard even if they were free.
What the fuck is with Milwaukeeans?

It takes a Rube.

A big, faT Rube.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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This is the main reason his chairs are shit. He left out the most comfortable part of the design because he was too lazy and didnt have the tools to do it right. So they are like sitting on a crate at an angle with a hard edge digging into the back of your thigh.

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DeadWithoutMyDavid

xe/xim/xey
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39,977
Let's ignore the 80 man-pig-hours Fatrick put into his chair and just go by Amazon, 32 bucks
View attachment 205562

My back hurts already and I doubt a fat retard even built that one.



Let's see here:
$13 and no ass-splinters
41606813.jpg


$13 and correct back posture
850019338287-whitestackingchair.jpg


$30 for 500lb fatass capacity
81bqkXw-GwL.jpg


$24-210 depending on how stupid you are
811QHe+qbkL._AC_SL1500_.jpg


$838 for the set of 4, they're vintage, a bargain
6317a377711042e035619764f0171c5e.jpg








I wouldn't put Adirondack chairs in my yard even if they were free.
What the fuck is with Milwaukeeans?
Nice not realizing I could sell my grandma's beat up old chairs for $800, stupid
 

TorqueWheeler

An enormous amount of muscle.
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76,055
Let's ignore the 80 man-pig-hours Fatrick put into his chair and just go by Amazon, 32 bucks
View attachment 205562

My back hurts already and I doubt a fat retard even built that one.



Let's see here:
$13 and no ass-splinters
41606813.jpg


$13 and correct back posture
850019338287-whitestackingchair.jpg


$30 for 500lb fatass capacity
81bqkXw-GwL.jpg


$24-210 depending on how stupid you are
811QHe+qbkL._AC_SL1500_.jpg


$838 for the set of 4, they're vintage, a bargain
6317a377711042e035619764f0171c5e.jpg








I wouldn't put Adirondack chairs in my yard even if they were free.
What the fuck is with Milwaukeeans?
I’d rather suck a dick than sit in an Adirondack chair day after day and I don’t even like dicks.
 

Andy Elliott

Closer
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4,622
Let's ignore the 80 man-pig-hours Fatrick put into his chair and just go by Amazon, 32 bucks
View attachment 205562

My back hurts already and I doubt a fat retard even built that one.



Let's see here:
$13 and no ass-splinters
41606813.jpg


$13 and correct back posture
850019338287-whitestackingchair.jpg


$30 for 500lb fatass capacity
81bqkXw-GwL.jpg


$24-210 depending on how stupid you are
811QHe+qbkL._AC_SL1500_.jpg


$838 for the set of 4, they're vintage, a bargain
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I wouldn't put Adirondack chairs in my yard even if they were free.
What the fuck is with Milwaukeeans?

You’re fuckin around with those vintage chairs right. I’ve been trying to get my parents to throw these old pieces of shit out
 

TheRevAlJolson

Blackface Killah
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So for ~$70 he could have got better chairs and allowed THE FUCKING CHARITY to keep his old shitty chairs. Instead he made THE FUCKING CHARITY pay two guys and gas up a truck just to bring his precious bullshit back to him. Pile. Of. Shit. He deserves so much worse than he's getting.

I hope he gets a fucking stroke that ruins the rest of his shitty life. I hope he has to get a colostomy bag and empty his own shit into a toilet twice a day. I hope he goes blind. I hope he loses a fucking hand some how. I hope his fucking piss yellow teeth rot out of his slop sucking mouth before he hits 50. I hope his piece of shit rustang get totaled in a roll over. I hope his wife's family removes her from the situation, leaving him homeless. I hope niggers rape his mouth and anus.

I've never been this disgusted with him in all the years I've been aware of him. Fuck this guy.
 

Petworth dude

The Constitution is dead, child.
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So for ~$70 he could have got better chairs and allowed THE FUCKING CHARITY to keep his old shitty chairs. Instead he made THE FUCKING CHARITY pay two guys and gas up a truck just to bring his precious bullshit back to him. Pile. Of. Shit. He deserves so much worse than he's getting.

I hope he gets a fucking stroke that ruins the rest of his shitty life. I hope he has to get a colostomy bag and empty his own shit into a toilet twice a day. I hope he goes blind. I hope he loses a fucking hand some how. I hope his fucking piss yellow teeth rot out of his slop sucking mouth before he hits 50. I hope his piece of shit rustang get totaled in a roll over. I hope his wife's family removes her from the situation, leaving him homeless. I hope niggers rape his mouth and anus.

I've never been this disgusted with him in all the years I've been aware of him. Fuck this guy.
Perhaps a brave Redditor could anonymous gift Pat these chairs. I'm sure he would genuinely appreciate the thoughtful gesture and wouldn't sperg out.
 

TheRevAlJolson

Blackface Killah
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Perhaps a brave Redditor could anonymous gift Pat these chairs. I'm sure he would genuinely appreciate the thoughtful gesture and wouldn't sperg out.
Fuck pat. He doesn't deserve a dime spent on him, even to rub his nose in shit. If I lived in Milwaukee, I'd personally go and break those things down with a hatchet and pry bar and piss on the pile. I'm seriously hot over what a fucking piece of shit he is. He couldn't just let the fucking charity keep the chairs! Who cares if it's someone's 'gotcha' moment - just be a fucking man about it. Fuck do I hate this guy. He's the archetype of every coddled effeminate faggot. Big boy needs his special chairs back! Fuck him. I hope the faulty wiring burns the half hovel down.
 

FatPatsBaps

Charming, funny, and witty, atalker.
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So for ~$70 he could have got better chairs and allowed THE FUCKING CHARITY to keep his old shitty chairs. Instead he made THE FUCKING CHARITY pay two guys and gas up a truck just to bring his precious bullshit back to him. Pile. Of. Shit. He deserves so much worse than he's getting.

I hope he gets a fucking stroke that ruins the rest of his shitty life. I hope he has to get a colostomy bag and empty his own shit into a toilet twice a day. I hope he goes blind. I hope he loses a fucking hand some how. I hope his fucking piss yellow teeth rot out of his slop sucking mouth before he hits 50. I hope his piece of shit rustang get totaled in a roll over. I hope his wife's family removes her from the situation, leaving him homeless. I hope niggers rape his mouth and anus.

I've never been this disgusted with him in all the years I've been aware of him. Fuck this guy.
Wouldn't be the first time who used a charity to pay for his shit.
 
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