Caught patposting red handed

[Dog Eater]

My wife woke me up demanding to know why I’ve been emailing random female reporters telling them that they deserve to be raped by packs of niggers and signing it Patrick S. Tomlinson. I was so tired all I could do to explain was tell her that Mel Gibson said it not me. Pretty sure she thinks I’m nuts now.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

Maybe she is jealous that you dont send those kind of messages to her.

 

[captain_kamala]

post your wife's nudes

 

[Dog Eater]

post your wife's nudes

Post your husb.. oh wait nvm

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Tell her to get your fucking breakfast made before you blacken her eyes. That'll sort it out.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

post your wife's nudes

You tell the man!

 

[pattypatfatfat]

your wife doesnt understand melquoting in a patpost for ribs @ OwenA?
what a loser
check out some her friends before you completely cut ties.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Divorce is approaching, stlaker.

 

[NoBacon]

My wife woke me up demanding to know why I’ve been emailing random female reporters telling them that they deserve to be raped by packs of niggers and signing it Patrick S. Tomlinson. I was so tired all I could do to explain was tell her that Mel Gibson said it not me. Pretty sure she thinks I’m nuts now.

Has your wife got big tits?

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

You gotta act quick and give her the ol Patton Oswalt

 

[RobertMewler]

Your wife reads your emails?

 

[CruisinColin]

Are you sure you weren't caught red...glanded

 

[Clint Ruin]

Your wife reads your emails?

Sometimes, a man will make a simple little mistake that leads his wife to pull the ol' "let me see your phone" occasionally, that don't make you a bad person

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Sometimes a man makes a simple little mistake that leads his wife to pull the ol' "let me see your phone" occasionally, that don't make you a bad person

Are you cheating on me? No but you’re going to need to sit down for this.

 

[Момент Силышенко]

Find yourself a girl who understands the high purpose of a) making rape threats to journalists, b) patposting

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The easiest way out of this is probably just suicide. I always keep a cyanide capsule on me just in case anyone finds out that I spend an inordinate amount of time calling people niggers and faggots on a dead radio show forum.

 

[NoBacon]

Sometimes, a man will make a simple little mistake that leads his wife to pull the ol' "let me see your phone" occasionally, that don't make you a bad person

Don’t do it brother man, if you’re looking to be upset you’ll find it. 100% of the time. We’re all human, we’re all allowed to not be perfect partners.

Although, that said - your wife is your property and you can do with it as you see fit.


Edit, I misread the replies I’m a retard

 

[guest]

Your wife reads your emails?

I know a guy whose wife not only goes through his emails and phone, but she has pretended to be him on group WhatsApp chats with his friends and once (or the one time he told me about anyway) pretended to be him in an email exchange with his mother. The faggot was mama's boying to her about issues he was having with the wife and his dear old ma was supportive and encouraging. Then the whole tone of the conversation changed as the loopy cunt impersonated him and told mother how great she (the nutjob wife) was and how everything was great now.

He has 3 children with her and she wants a 4th.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Your wife reads your emails?

exactly! I don't do anything to stop Mrs__Pot from reading my emails, but the 1st time she queried anything I'd written... there'd be a problem

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

show her the Josiah tapes