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Carrie Goldberg - Radiolab

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An update from the Extended Pativerse: professional one-note victim Carrie Goldberg has a speaking cameo in the latest episode of Radiolab: https://radiolab.org/podcast/internet-dilemma

The episode starts by describing how some gay guy's ex-bf harassed him by creating tons of fake Grindr profiles, urging other gay men to show up at his work, his home, and partake in made up, aggressive rape fantasies. Because of section 230, Grindr disavowed responsibility. Carrie Goldberg gets a few minutes trumpeting herself and how she had to become the people's champion because no super special, nudie-photo specific, patronizing lawyers like her existed. Refreshingly, the show continues by showing how 230 came to be as a bipartisan effort in the 90's, how the Supreme Court recognizes the issues with it, but that most authorities and lawmakers and corporate entities agree that it is the least bad option, and that efforts like Arab Spring and BLM likely wouldn't exist without it. Even the gay guy from the beginning comes back on and says he's not against 230 and thinks it offers important protections.

This context leaves Carrie Goldberg's comments sounding uninformed and self-serving, and potentially against progressive causes that depend on the safety of anonymity against authoritarian crackdowns. Sounds almost fascist. How many of you are literally shaking right now?
 

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I quit listening to Radiolab when they did that episode about the negro kids who won debate competitions by chimping out. What a bizarre story.

hopefully they do an episode on Fatrick, it'll be his bullshit narrative but content is content

oh and remember when Radiolab did an episode about 4chan Capture the Flag saga but they took it down within a day because cat ladies cried they were portraying 4channers as ingenious and funny?
 
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An update from the Extended Pativerse: professional one-note victim Carrie Goldberg has a speaking cameo in the latest episode of Radiolab: https://radiolab.org/podcast/internet-dilemma

The episode starts by describing how some gay guy's ex-bf harassed him by creating tons of fake Grindr profiles, urging other gay men to show up at his work, his home, and partake in made up, aggressive rape fantasies. Because of section 230, Grindr disavowed responsibility. Carrie Goldberg gets a few minutes trumpeting herself and how she had to become the people's champion because no super special, nudie-photo specific, patronizing lawyers like her existed. Refreshingly, the show continues by showing how 230 came to be as a bipartisan effort in the 90's, how the Supreme Court recognizes the issues with it, but that most authorities and lawmakers and corporate entities agree that it is the least bad option, and that efforts like Arab Spring and BLM likely wouldn't exist without it. Even the gay guy from the beginning comes back on and says he's not against 230 and thinks it offers important protections.

This context leaves Carrie Goldberg's comments sounding uninformed and self-serving, and potentially against progressive causes that depend on the safety of anonymity against authoritarian crackdowns. Sounds almost fascist. How many of you are literally shaking right now?
Wait, she's jewish, an attorney, and insufferably smug? What are the odds?
 

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negro kids who won debate competitions by chimping out
Uh, uh, uh, the institution, uh, uh, of the totality, uh, uh, of the approximation, uh, uh, vis-a-vis, uh, uh, in relation to, uh, uh, the bigga nigga, uh, uh




It's a cargo cult except instead of making simulated airplanes, they simulate discourse and hope a win will fall from the sky
 

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I quit listening to Radiolab when they did that episode about the negro kids who won debate competitions by chimping out. What a bizarre story.

hopefully they do an episode on Fatrick, it'll be his bullshit narrative but content is content

oh and remember when Radiolab did an episode about 4chan Capture the Flag saga but they took it down within a day because cat ladies cried they were portraying 4channers as ingenious and funny?
It used to be a good show then they went all fawkin' in with race and tranny bullshit.
 

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I've always wondered....

What did Carrie Jewberg charge Fat as a fee for his consultation, Twitter connection and taking that picture? I really wonder if she told him "Just post this picture with me with who I am an most of the trolls will scatter in fear. Put your credit card number on the form."
 

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I've always wondered....

What did Carrie Jewberg charge Fat as a fee for his consultation, Twitter connection and taking that picture? I really wonder if she told him "Just post this picture with me with who I am an most of the trolls will scatter in fear. Put your credit card number on the form."
$5k apparently, you don't think any of that went to twitter do you?
What's even funnier is Pig spent money also travelling to NYC to meetup for some reason. Carrie gave him 15mins facetime after he just paid $5k for her to send some emails.
This was while he was high on his TOR advance monies and thought he was a big player, important author, seeing his lawyers in the Big Apple.
Then in true rube fashion he takes a selfie with them and another with him drooling on the subway.
 

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I've always wondered....

What did Carrie Jewberg charge Fat as a fee for his consultation, Twitter connection and taking that picture? I really wonder if she told him "Just post this picture with me with who I am an most of the trolls will scatter in fear. Put your credit card number on the form."
I thought Goldberg was the firm that Patrick spent the $5k out of his own pocket to get his Twitter back after it was banned for threatening violence on president Trump with a pineapple. She took $5k, had one of her effeminate lackies send a form letter or something, and that was that. Afterwards, Patrick joined forces with Mary Three Names, then president of SFWA. JDA used to mock her and her YouTube streams in his own streams with that honey-voiced Asian lesbian in the wake of his successful defamation litigation against SFWA calling him racist, so Patrick convinced Mary Three Names that the reviews on his Goodreads and Amazon made them kindred souls. Pat rejoined SFWA in order for her to grant/give/loan him the money for the lawsuit. Pat drooled his way through the NYC subways to visit Goldberg's "team of sharks" to pitch his new lawsuit in person and took the picture, which led to Reddit guys hunting down everyone who worked for her and the lust/loathe relationship with girlboss secretary Norma Buster. It was likely at this point that Goldberg turned down further action on his behalf and referred him to Minc law. She probably had no idea that the suit would grow to a six figure sum. Or maybe she knew and realized that even 100k+ wasn't worth it to keep Pat on as a client.


@Caverlock please fact check.
 

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$5k apparently, you don't think any of that went to twitter do you?
What's even funnier is Pig spent money also travelling to NYC to meetup for some reason. Carrie gave him 15mins facetime after he just paid $5k for her to send some emails.
This was while he was high on his TOR advance monies and thought he was a big player, important author, seeing his lawyers in the Big Apple.
Then in true rube fashion he takes a selfie with them and another with him drooling on the subway.
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I thought Goldberg was the firm that Patrick spent the $5k out of his own pocket to get his Twitter back after it was banned for threatening violence on president Trump with a pineapple. She took $5k, had one of her effeminate lackies send a form letter or something, and that was that.
No, she strung him out for ten months or so, charged him $5k, then used one of her contacts at Twitter to get him re-instated and put on the Project Guardian (unbannable - or at least hard to ban) list.

After that, I guess Twitter gave him a contact to talk to at their end to overturn any bans.

[Here's a tweet on it.]
[Here's another.]
[And him meeting his "sharks".] (You shouldn't be swimming with sharks, chum)

If Quasi's watching, that's another business opportunity Pat's squandered.
 

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No, she strung him out for ten months or so, charged him $5k, then used one of her contacts at Twitter to get him re-instated and put on the Project Guardian (unbannable - or at least hard to ban) list.

After that, I guess Twitter gave him a contact to talk to at their end to overturn any bans.

[Here's a tweet on it.]
[Here's another.]
[And him meeting his "sharks".] (You shouldn't be swimming with sharks, chum)

If Quasi's watching, that's another business opportunity Pat's squandered.
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HAHAHAHAHA, you can see how much they hate him for, among other things, making them pose for a ridiculous photo.
 
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