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Hope none of the neighbors constantly complain about noise to cops
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RIP BERNIEI believe the previous mufflers were damaged around the time Bernell Trammell was murdered?
He is going think it sounds so badass but it will just be obnoxious for the driver and the neighbors when he warms it up in the morning. You gotta spend some good money on a quality full exhaust ( cat back at least) where the company actually put in effort to tune the sound so its not just a megaphone. This is the equivalent of putting a "Cherry Bomb" on an older car.Resonators and mufflers aren't the same thing, fatass. Resonators just change the exhaust noise. They eliminate the high pitched noises and hums that you get from certain engines and make the exhaust sound deeper. You still need new mufflers. Oh noes.
Theyโre probably aluminum and sound like shit because heโs too poor to afford stainless steel
Bold of you to assume he ever gets up before noon to go anywhereHe is going think it sounds so badass but it will just be obnoxious for the driver and the neighbors when he warms it up in the morning. You gotta spend some good money on a quality full exhaust ( cat back at least) where the company actually put in effort to tune the sound so its not just a megaphone. This is the equivalent of putting a "Cherry Bomb" on an older car.
He is just that asshole that uses it to be first to leave the traffic light and to merge onto the freeway like he is in nascar. He wants people to look at him and think he is so cool. Nobody thinks he is cool but he thinks so.my old Toyota MR2 (made in the 80s) would've smoked him
to me, cars are for driving... he just prettys it up all the time, then he's always on twitter. maybe he drives it to whatever new bar he goes to.
if I had that car (it's not a classic) I'd drive it into the ground, over kerbs, whatever.
that reminds me, remind me to do an audio story about the car where I bent the subframe (still drove it for a bit)
I believe it's 25 years and you can claim anything classic. We have my dads 96' Silverado in storage with collector insurance. Other than being very low mileage and mint original condition it's a run of the mill pickup that GM made many thousands of dozens of, child.Reminder that he claims his Rustang has achieved Expensive Classic Car status but the undercarriage is so rusted out and dinged up there are holes in his exhaust. Shit box.
Its not like they have to get up for work or anythingHope none of the neighbors constantly complain about noise to cops
He should have gotten those woo woo pipes, his black neighbors would love itHe is going think it sounds so badass but it will just be obnoxious for the driver and the neighbors when he warms it up in the morning. You gotta spend some good money on a quality full exhaust ( cat back at least) where the company actually put in effort to tune the sound so its not just a megaphone. This is the equivalent of putting a "Cherry Bomb" on an older car.
Bubb rubb and lil sisHe should have gotten those woo woo pipes, his black neighbors would love it
I believe it's 25 years and you can claim anything classic. We have my dads 96' Silverado in storage with collector insurance. Other than being very low mileage and mint original condition it's a run of the mill pickup that GM made many thousands of dozens of, child.
Heโs upset he cant get a new or even new-er car. If the mustang goes (heโs close to 200k miles) heโs fucked
Heโs upset he cant get a new or even new-er car. If the mustang goes (heโs close to 200k miles) heโs fucked
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