Look at the perfect pink nipple:
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Can't stop watching porn. Every pretty girl kills a synapse. Every fap erodes the neural network. My dopamine will never recover.
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Yeah, but this is what becomes of you if you don't watch porn...
I-is that SAW©!!! More violent goyslop from my favourite franchise! The violence might effect some people... but not me....
What the fuck are you on about?
Seething that no one cares about him anymore since @chocolatehellhole is the number one funster around here, brother.
Joe Derosa fucked that.
she has legit "cigarertte voice energy"
He fucked most female comics.
It's insane to me. He's an abrasive personality on top of being hideously ugly.
Jimbo has the best esoteric bit. "Federal agent constantly on the verge of a total nervous breakdown" is a woefully underutilized character archetype.
You don't have to be good looking to slay damaged wimmen.
Joe Derosa has a cock?
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Do what I do, foreskinster. Replace porn with fucking women.
Now I know what you're thinking. "You need consent! It's too much effort! And I don't want to be a rapist like the user Jenna."
Well there's these things called Asians where if you're white, they'll let you do anything.
You... are white arent you