Can't believe I never saw/read this Rick interview

[guest]

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He admits to being an uncultured rube.

I didn't even know his ex wife worked insurance with him...I believe she took over the insurance business and gave him the boot.

For the faggots wanting a quote..

"I learned that he hails from the great city of Milwaukee, competes in half-marathons and triathlons."

He participates in triathlons...He actually mentions this when describing himself to someone new.

Can this faggot have lower self-esteem that he has to lie like this?

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

It's a good thing you quoted what you're talking about.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Piggy is asked about the best meal he's ever eaten, takes 1000+ words to answer. I fucking tapped out, I think it was a steak somewhere.

Also, the dumb pig was the only one to comment on the blog post. Fucking pathetic.

 

[guest]

Triathlons lol. The best part is the rube thinks the steak at this unheard of Morton's(I bet Milwaukee has one too) was good because of the way it was cooked and he can't accomplish that at home with his select grade Brazilian tenderloin lol. Fuckin idiot probably thinks the glued together filet at Outback is the best cut of meat in the world, doesn't know what prime is. What a loser.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I agree with the dumb faggot three posts above me who's obsessed with some hamfisted boomer

Nice thread, stupid.

I wanna see highlights to know if it's worth reading

 

[guest]

I agree with the dumb faggot three posts above me who's obsessed with some hamfisted boomer

Nice thread, stupid.

I wanna see highlights to know if it's worth reading

Fuck off young man.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I agree with the dumb faggot three posts above me who's obsessed with some hamfisted boomer

Nice thread, stupid.

I wanna see highlights to know if it's worth reading

You're right even if you're wrong about how great I am.

 

[1073waaf]

What a verbose pig. I went to a Morton’s Steakhouse in Virginia once. I would describe the experience as “pretty good”.

 

[TokenX]

I’m sure some of you are cringing at the very concept of a well-done filet mingon, but the texture of rare meat doesn’t agree with my palate. I understand that many carnivores prefer their steak’s experience with fire to be limited to burning the hair off a still twitching slab of muscle tissue, but I don’t believe we stole fire from the Gods just as a way to smoke-up our tents. I want my meat good and dead.

Ugh. What a fag.

 

[Clint Ruin]

He admits to being an uncultured rube.

I didn't even know his ex wife worked insurance with him...I believe she took over the insurance business and gave him the boot.

She's the one who got him the gig.
Shocker, the one real job he had was one he was pressured into taking. Useless lazy fuck.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Fuck off young man.

Someone didn't craft their thread properly, failure child.

 

[Guyincognito]

I’m sure some of you are cringing at the very concept of a well-done filet mingon, but the texture of rare meat doesn’t agree with my palate. I understand that many carnivores prefer their steak’s experience with fire to be limited to burning the hair off a still twitching slab of muscle tissue, but I don’t believe we stole fire from the Gods just as a way to smoke-up our tents. I want my meat good and dead.

Ugh. What a fag.

What a pussy. High quality meat should speak for itself. I want my food to be an animal, not a piece of charge

 

[guest]

Lmao I always thought this was a shoop. Nice forehead, stupid.

 

[Guyincognito]

Lmao I always thought this was a shoop. Nice forehead, stupid.

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Dude must’ve legit gained 50lbs since this picture. I truly hope he doesn’t have a coronary in the near future

 

[NoBacon]

I am so fucking drunk.

i just wanted to make it known even in this state I deeply dislike the pig man and his pig ways

 

[Guyincognito]

I am so fucking drunk.

i just wanted to make it known even in this state I deeply dislike the pig man and his pig ways

You and me both. Prost digga

 

[Will Tate]

I’m sure some of you are cringing at the very concept of a well-done filet mingon, but the texture of rare meat doesn’t agree with my palate. I understand that many carnivores prefer their steak’s experience with fire to be limited to burning the hair off a still twitching slab of muscle tissue, but I don’t believe we stole fire from the Gods just as a way to smoke-up our tents. I want my meat good and dead.

Ugh. What a fag.

Well-done steak with ketchup and red delicious apple pie because y'all are doing it wrong.

 

[Meownaw]

Im sure that will change

Piggy is asked about the best meal he's ever eaten, takes 1000+ words to answer. I fucking tapped out, I think it was a steak somewhere.

Also, the dumb pig was the only one to comment on the blog post. Fucking pathetic

 

[guest]

Not just steak, filet mignon. The girliest cut there is.

Morton’s is obviously a place for tourist rubes and 80 year old lawyers but still, imagine going to any “real” steakhouse and ordering the filet. And doubly so when you’re there on business and don’t want to look like a faggot.

The only time it’s acceptable for a man to order a filet mignon is at a wedding reception when you have to choose between that and the vegetarian dish.

 

[guest]

Not just steak, filet mignon. The girliest cut there is.

Morton’s is obviously a place for tourist rubes and 80 year old lawyers but still, imagine going to any “real” steakhouse and ordering the filet. And doubly so when you’re there on business and don’t want to look like a faggot.

The only time it’s acceptable for a man to order a filet mignon is at a wedding reception when you have to choose between that and the vegetarian dish.

What's your favorite cut?