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We aren't allowed to cut down our own trees, either. Even if it's clearly dying and about to fall and crush something or somebody we have to ask permission which involves paying thousands of dollars to an arborist and some government prick to verify that yes, this could kill someone.
I fucking hate Canadian geese…Just a bunch of hissing bitches that shit everywhere and take their time crossing the street like they got an EBT card in their pocket.Reminder to streetshitters: Canadians also aren't legally allowed to shit on their own grass (Canada geese excepted)
The municipality level corruption in Canada is wild. I once won a civil case against the city, and then a year later they raised my property taxes by the same amount I won in my case...almost to the cent.
I’ve already contacted the authorities. I’ll see you in 8-10 months with good behavior so in your case probably at least 2 years.My truck is in the middle of my yard right now. I've also cut down trees on my property. Cities are fag shit.
People just pull guns on those bi-law fags around here lolI’ve already contacted the authorities. I’ll see you in 8-10 months with good behavior so in your case probably at least 2 years.
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