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CANADIAN HATE THREAD

DMAN

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆'𝒔 𝑨𝒅𝒎𝒊𝒏
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Something's "off" about Canadians. They're goofy, dramatical, crazy, "unreal" people... and that's coming from an American. South Park pegged Canadians correctly. Canuckers pretend to like banter but if you try to give them a little jovial tease they flip out.

"Just some french fries for me, please. Ooh do you have any GRAVY? I want gravy with MY fries... But I don't have the strength to lift each fry to dip them in gravy.... So please pour gravy OVER TOP the fries. Oh, do you have any cheese?" POO TEEN??? You all eat like pregnant women, because your waters polluted with birth control and your President is Rachel Maddow.

You Canadians like your side dishes, don'tcha? The UN and the globalists have mind-controlled little Canadians into thinking 1 box of Kraft mac and cheese is a complete dinner. Canadians are known for scoffing at American food and the U.S. version of Kraft mac and cheese. Hey dummies: Ever heard of a burger? How about some steak? Maybe even a little fish? Not to be a nigger, but some chicken at least? No, your country is known for eating exactly 1 box of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, nothing more, nothing less. Not even any bread. But it gets worse... Some of them drizzle ketchup on it... Canada is Condiment and Side Dish heaven. No Entrees.

Hey, We don't mean to interrupt your whole country, but how about celebrating Thanksgiving WITH US, or -- Don't at all; change the name of yours to something else and stop with this Little Brother copycat shit. What kind of a way to run a country is this? In any true society, Canada would face Cease & Desist threats and even intellectual property lawsuits for literally stealing the name of our holiday. Don't think China isn't next on the docket for their little New Years a month later stunt...

Degrassi is the one reason why The DMAN doesn't slap every Canadian he ever sees.

@Dummy Gaynuts @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda @Turk February @PickleRickle @Child.. @NoBacon

You're all on notice.
 

johnnynoname

I have a face like a shovel
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i wish Judge David Souter was Canadian so I could respond with, "Oh, Not Souter"
 

musTARD

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Something's "off" about Canadians. They're goofy, dramatical, crazy, "unreal" people... and that's coming from an American. South Park pegged Canadians correctly. Canuckers pretend to like banter but if you try to give them a little jovial tease they flip out.

"Just some french fries for me, please. Ooh do you have any GRAVY? I want gravy with MY fries... But I don't have the strength to lift each fry to dip them in gravy.... So please pour gravy OVER TOP the fries. Oh, do you have any cheese?" POO TEEN??? You all eat like pregnant women, because your waters polluted with birth control and your President is Rachel Maddow.

You Canadians like your side dishes, don'tcha? The UN and the globalists have mind-controlled little Canadians into thinking 1 box of Kraft mac and cheese is a complete dinner. Canadians are known for scoffing at American food and the U.S. version of Kraft mac and cheese. Hey dummies: Ever heard of a burger? How about some steak? Maybe even a little fish? Not to be a nigger, but some chicken at least? No, your country is known for eating exactly 1 box of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, nothing more, nothing less. Not even any bread. But it gets worse... Some of them drizzle ketchup on it... Canada is Condiment and Side Dish heaven. No Entrees.

Hey, We don't mean to interrupt your whole country, but how about celebrating Thanksgiving WITH US, or -- Don't at all; change the name of yours to something else and stop with this Little Brother copycat shit. What kind of a way to run a country is this? In any true society, Canada would face Cease & Desist threats and even intellectual property lawsuits for literally stealing the name of our holiday. Don't think China isn't next on the docket for their little New Years a month later stunt...

Degrassi is the one reason why The DMAN doesn't slap every Canadian he ever sees.

@Dummy Gaynuts @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda @Turk February @PickleRickle @Child.. @NoBacon

You're all on notice.
@Turry Precision ™®© is missing
 

PickleRickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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Something's "off" about Canadians. They're goofy, dramatical, crazy, "unreal" people... and that's coming from an American. South Park pegged Canadians correctly. Canuckers pretend to like banter but if you try to give them a little jovial tease they flip out.

"Just some french fries for me, please. Ooh do you have any GRAVY? I want gravy with MY fries... But I don't have the strength to lift each fry to dip them in gravy.... So please pour gravy OVER TOP the fries. Oh, do you have any cheese?" POO TEEN??? You all eat like pregnant women, because your waters polluted with birth control and your President is Rachel Maddow.

You Canadians like your side dishes, don'tcha? The UN and the globalists have mind-controlled little Canadians into thinking 1 box of Kraft mac and cheese is a complete dinner. Canadians are known for scoffing at American food and the U.S. version of Kraft mac and cheese. Hey dummies: Ever heard of a burger? How about some steak? Maybe even a little fish? Not to be a nigger, but some chicken at least? No, your country is known for eating exactly 1 box of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, nothing more, nothing less. Not even any bread. But it gets worse... Some of them drizzle ketchup on it... Canada is Condiment and Side Dish heaven. No Entrees.

Hey, We don't mean to interrupt your whole country, but how about celebrating Thanksgiving WITH US, or -- Don't at all; change the name of yours to something else and stop with this Little Brother copycat shit. What kind of a way to run a country is this? In any true society, Canada would face Cease & Desist threats and even intellectual property lawsuits for literally stealing the name of our holiday. Don't think China isn't next on the docket for their little New Years a month later stunt...

Degrassi is the one reason why The DMAN doesn't slap every Canadian he ever sees.

@Dummy Gaynuts @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda @Turk February @PickleRickle @Child.. @NoBacon

You're all on notice.
At least i'm finally being recognized as a Canadian around here, not that I should be proud of that or anything. Yeah, Canadian's are soulless American's. It hurts, brother. The only thing we have going for us up here is poutine and you just shit down our throats for it in the second paragraph.

ANYONE that puts ketchup on mac and cheese is a subhuman. I will die on that hill.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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At least i'm finally being recognized as a Canadian around here, not that I should be proud of that or anything. Yeah, Canadian's are soulless American's. It hurts, brother. The only thing we have going for us up here is poutine and you just shit down our throats for it in the second paragraph.

ANYONE that puts ketchup on mac and cheese is a subhuman. I will die on that hill.
Don't give them the respect of calling it Mac and Cheese. You know it's true name.
 

The NaTurryl Man

Trying to make myself a thing
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At least i'm finally being recognized as a Canadian around here, not that I should be proud of that or anything. Yeah, Canadian's are soulless American's. It hurts, brother. The only thing we have going for us up here is poutine and you just shit down our throats for it in the second paragraph.

ANYONE that puts ketchup on mac and cheese is a subhuman. I will die on that hill.
Eating KD at all is animalistic behaviour. Presidents Choice white cheddar - no milk just two tbsp of butter. That shit goes hard.
 
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