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(Canada) Happy Lies and Recriminations Day!

Turry Fawks

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It's a day to celebrate the non-existent genocide we perpetrated against the indigenous peoples of Canada so sit down, shut up and don't ask any questions like "where are the bodies?" or "what was the survival rate for all children during this period of time?" and especially don't ask "why am I to blame for what the government and the so-called churches who actually ran the residential schools did?"

These questions now constitute a hate crime in Canada. Enjoy prison, stalkers.
 

Sue Lightning

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Heh…I know the cost of goods is spiraling out of control, you can’t afford housing, the hospitals are rank and underfunded, and i’m importing millions of Indians into our country to take your jobs….but you Americans REALLY need socialized medicine. Also I am attractive and young. Clap
 

NoBacon

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Some chief in Manitoba claimed they found a mass grave but refused to dig it up because if they didn't find any bodies it would fuck up the grift. It's still very illegal for me to say this, though.

The government there agreed to massive eye watering compensation claims before even verifying if it was real, which it was not.

Pretty funny stuff.
 

Sue Lightning

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Some chief in Manitoba claimed they found a mass grave but refused to dig it up because if they didn't find any bodies it would fuck up the grift. It's still very illegal for me to say this, though.
Oi yute mandem in da dutty Bwoydem gon be cheesed and freeze mandem bank
 

NoBacon

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I'm just going to say it - I don't feel any guilt over this even if it were true which it's not. Oh noooooooo we civilized them and gave them the gospel! Fucking monsters!

White Christian societies are the only ones with enough empathy in human history to act the way they do now, where every other race views whites as the oppressors and source of all their problems but also as the solution to them all. If they really hate us and our history, why do they insist on living with us?

If they hate us so much, we should be able to move somewhere just for us and start again, what would they complain about then? Let them have whatever they want and give us Greenland or something, it would be flourishing within years and the entire world would be demanding access again.
 

Turry Fawks

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White Christian societies are the only ones with enough empathy in human history to act the way they do now, where every other race views whites as the oppressors and source of all their problems but also as the solution to them all. If they really hate us and our history, why do they insist on living with us?

If they hate us so much, we should be able to move somewhere just for us and start again, what would they complain about then? Let them have whatever they want and give us Greenland or something, it would be flourishing within years and the entire world would be demanding access again.
White people problems sound exhausting. Luckily I can just blend into the coloured mob.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I am only monitoring this thread so I can see what my favorite Canadian @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda has to say about this
Turry kinda nailed it, there isn't much to add. They weren't treated great, but if you talk to pretty much anyone over 60 they were getting the shit knocked out of them by their teachers/nuns. It's more a cautionary tale of "don't put white women in positions of power over people weaker than them" than a "fuck injuns" thing.

Trudeau's whole gig as PM has been dividing us and knowingly sabotaging the country but he does it with a shakey voice and tears welling up in his fucking vampire doe eyes so he can fool the gayest and the dumbest, which is the majority apparently.
 
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