Can you piss off* anyone in your life with one sentence?

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Whenever I want to piss my brother off for fun I just tell him, “Kobe Bryant was responsible for the death of his daughter.” It makes him furious for some reason. My dad gets so mad if you make a Seinfeld reference. For whatever reason he doesn’t grasp that the characters are supposed to be unlikeable.

 

[guest]

That thread title gave me a stroke.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

That thread title gave me a stroke.

Did it Pool is off You?

 

[Brooke Shields]

I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a girl who would be really mad if I raped her

 

[RobertMewler]

Artie Lange had a good one: "I love niggers". It pisses off people from both sides of the liberal/conservative spectrum.

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a girl who would be really mad if I raped her

I did not lose a leg in Vietnam to read offensive posts like that.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

“Your mother/wife/girlfriend is a cunt” would get pretty much anyone pissed

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

“Your mother/wife/girlfriend is a cunt” would get pretty much anyone pissed

I feel like 50% of people would agree though haha. “Yep, she’s a bitch. What are you gonna do?”

 

[guest]

"Faggot" and "Nigger" rile up the women in my family who went to college

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

"Mancow is better than Scorch."

 

[Bigsmooth]

Artie Lange had a good one: "I love niggers". It pisses off people from both sides of the liberal/conservative spectrum.

It's actually Artie telling a Norm joke

 

[RobertMewler]

It's actually Artie telling a Norm joke

Even better! That Norm.. he was a wonder!

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

I did not lose a leg in Vietnam to read offensive posts like that.

By the way, did anyone notice @Brooke Shields never replied "But you have both your legs" so I could finish the bit? He didn't even acknowledge the Mitch Hedberg reference with a rib, despite several other brothermen doing so. I think he's not interested in setting up a volley for the smash since he won't get the ultimate credit. Attention whoring douchebag is more about himself than about da bit.

If you're reading this and you simply weren't aware of that particular Mitch Hedberg joke, I apologize. But otherwise I hope you die.

 

[Brooke Shields]

By the way, did anyone notice @Brooke Shields never replied "But you have both your legs" so I could finish the bit? He didn't even acknowledge the Mitch Hedberg reference with a rib, despite several other brothermen doing so. I think he's not interested in setting up a volley for the smash since he won't get the ultimate credit. Attention whoring douchebag is more about himself than about da bit.

If you're reading this and you simply weren't aware of that particular Mitch Hedberg joke, I apologize. But otherwise I hope you die.

i didn't even realize what I said was originally a Mitch Hedberg reference, just had rape on my mind

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

i didn't even realize what I said was originally a Mitch Hedberg reference, just had rape on my mind

He’s the guy in the window at the burger place that they always go to.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

If I told my dad that I'm gay, he'd legit throw a knife at me.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

If I told my dad that I'm gay, he'd legit throw a knife at me.

How are you eventually going to break it to him?

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

How are you eventually going to break it to him?

I'll call him "child" a whole lot

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I'll call him "child" a whole lot

“These are your delusions, father. I drive a Mustang.”

 

[johnnynoname]

"I don't know why everyone hates Israel- it's just a small country"