Can you imagine how insane Patrick's daydreams must be?

[Patrick O'Neal]

As is known to all, Patrick wants to be a famous author, comedian and civil rights activist. He wants people all around the world to acknowledge that he is gifted, intelligent, funny and highly moral.

He also does this really odd thing in interviews and AMAs whereby he immediately starts talking about how much he works out. He likes to boast that he can shoot guns with great accuracy, drives a 'muscle car', is highly trained in three martial arts.

Can you even imagine the bizarre fantasies he must indulge in? He's being interviewed by Jimmy Fallon on TV for being the author who started a whole 'tough guy sci-fi' trend. Marvel have picked up the book for a 100-million dollar movie. They offered him the starring role but he turned it down because he thinks it should be played by a POC to finally end modern Nazism. Jimmy then comments that it looks like he's been in training for a Hollywood role and Patrick spends the next ten minutes talking about his workout routine. Then his high school principal comes out and gives a speech about how they were wrong and he, Patrick was right. He rips up Patrick's 1.7 GPA record and hands over a Harvard honorary degree. Ade runs up from the audience and begs him to take her back.

Later, that night, things get really weird.

 

[quark]

OP daydreaming about pat daydreaming.

weird post

 

[DiarrheaDick]

They're probably like Cartman playing teatime in his backyard where everyone is telling him he's not fat at all and he's the coolest person in the world...except for the one animal who thought he was a fat piece of crap.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I'm not certain that he has enough of an inner life to daydream.

 

[CruisinColin]

I feel there's never been a more appropriate time to say this: You're projecting pretty hard.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

They're probably like Cartman playing teatime in his backyard where everyone is telling him he's not fat at all and he's the coolest person in the world...except for the one animal who thought he was a fat piece of crap.

Then the only way to cure them is to find the Clyde froag of the group and ritualistically execute them.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I feel there's never been a more appropriate time to say this: You're projecting pretty hard.

The thing you said about me is actually what you're doing, child.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I bet his fantasies and dreams are as boring and mainstream as his tweets.

Fat fuck probably daydreams about being on the Orville ship or hanging out with Baby Yoda.

 

[JebJoh]

As is known to all, Patrick wants to be a famous author, comedian and civil rights activist. He wants people all around the world to acknowledge that he is gifted, intelligent, funny and highly moral.

He also does this really odd thing in interviews and AMAs whereby he immediately starts talking about how much he works out. He likes to boast that he can shoot guns with great accuracy, drives a 'muscle car', is highly trained in three martial arts.

Can you even imagine the bizarre fantasies he must indulge in? He's being interviewed by Jimmy Fallon on TV for being the author who started a whole 'tough guy sci-fi' trend. Marvel have picked up the book for a 100-million dollar movie. They offered him the starring role but he turned it down because he thinks it should be played by a POC to finally end modern Nazism. Jimmy then comments that it looks like he's been in training for a Hollywood role and Patrick spends the next ten minutes talking about his workout routine. Then his high school principal comes out and gives a speech about how they were wrong and he, Patrick was right. He rips up Patrick's 1.7 GPA record and hands over a Harvard honorary degree. Ade runs up from the audience and begs him to take her back.

Later, that night, things get really weird.

His daydreams are actually just his twitter feed

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I'm not certain that he has enough of an inner life to daydream.

He does however have an inner penis to wet dream

 

[The Greaseman]

Wrong, stlaker. You'll have lots of time to daydream in prison.

 

[Jenna]

There's gotta be a bunch of courtroom ones. Practicing talking to the media after the verdict is read and all his cyberstlakers get life in prison.

"Well Patrick, America has really been rooting for you over the course of this trial, how are you feeling now that justice is served?"

"I'm relieved these sociopaths aren't allowed to hurt anybody else. The only way to defeat white supremacy is to fight back, and I'm proud to say, I fought back."

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

There's gotta be a bunch of courtroom ones. Practicing talking to the media after the verdict is read and all his cyberstlakers get life in prison.

"Well Patrick, America has really been rooting for you over the course of this trial, how are you feeling now that justice is served?"

"I'm relieved these sociopaths aren't allowed to hurt anybody else. The only way to defeat white supremacy is to fight back, and I'm proud to say, I fought back."

"How did I win such an historic battle? You know, a great man, a great inspiration to me, once said 'never let the idiots win'. And that has been a maxim that I've kept close to my heart all this time and has lead me to continue to fight when others would have fallen by the wayside."

"Wow, that's terrific! That could almost be the title of your next book!"

"I'm one step ahead of you, Fred. Once step ahead."

 

[Kurt_Love]

"Cause I'm not 25 anymore, so I don't close down bars" was a huge hit in his dreams considering he rehearsed it on Twitter and rehashed it

 

[guest]

He really is the funniest character I've ever come across. Every aspect of his life is make-fun-able...like, even his GPA was a 1.2. Come on pig, at least get something unfunny like a 3.2 or something.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Part about the GPA high school diploma being ripped up just to be awarded an honorary doctorate fucking canceled my ribs

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

His daily life is our wildest dream.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I would laugh the day the studios pick up his scripts is around the same time there's a massive backlash against capeshit movies.

It'll be like the disco revolt on steroids and meth.

 

[Spraggy]

I used to daydream about being a famous rapper

 

[guest]

There had to be a time very early on in Patrick's life when one of his school teachers noticed that he wasn't paying attention in class and told his mom. Instead of teaching Patrick discipline and self control, she lashed back at Fatty's teacher and told Patrick that daydreaming was a good thing that special boys with brilliant minds did.