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"I'm wearing a tie. That means I'm a man".
Ftm trannies are so fucking ridiculous.
Ftm trannies are so fucking ridiculous.
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"I'm wearing a tie. That means I'm a man".
Ftm trannies are so fucking ridiculous.
Windows 10 updates etc. Fixed without geek squad.Nice broken image, stupid.
With the weekly windows 10 updates, I've had to have my OS reinstalled TWICE due to compatibility issues. Now, $200 geek squad dollars later, I've eliminated that mess but I get this pop-up scam, when I take the computer out of sleep mode, that has a window that won't close and audio of some limey twunt telling me that my computer's been infected by a virus from a malicious porn site and that I need to call the number on the screen because all of my personal info including Passwords for banking, social media sites, credit cards, etc... etc... have been compromised.Windows 10 updates etc. Fixed without geek squad.
What's that from?With the weekly windows 10 updates, I've had to have my OS reinstalled TWICE due to compatibility issues. Now, $200 geek squad dollars later, I've eliminated that mess but I get this pop-up scam, when I take the computer out of sleep mode, that has a window that won't close and audio of some limey twunt telling me that my computer's been infected by a virus from a malicious porn site and that I need to call the number on the screen because all of my personal info including Passwords for banking, social media sites, credit cards, etc... etc... have been compromised.
Most asshats would shit themselves hearing this blaring from their computer speakers, as the very official looking screen blinks an 1-888 number and implores you to call it to work with their "windows professionals" to eliminate this infection.
If this happens to you, do the following:
Hold Control, alt, delete simultaneously.
Choose "task manager" from the resulting menu, and close your browser.
It disappears. I'm not sure if it'll happen again, but for Christ's sake... DON'T call the number and play ball with these mongrel terrorists. The only infection your computer has is some fucker slipped in that pop up in the form of a familiar email with a link you (and I) mistakenly clicked.
Go to "remove program" in your control panel and look for one of these. Delete it, problem solved. THANKS FOR YOUR USELESS SECURITY UPDATES WINDOWS 10!!!!!!
What, you don't think George Michael circa 2004 is a good look on a young lady?All ftm freaks do the same caricature. Short hair, slight stubble. That's what they think a man is. Where's the ftm who become men who clean shave and have long hair?
(For Dan)What's that from?
What's that from?
Truly one of Joe's finest-ever moments. I still say "limey twunt" all the time.With the weekly windows 10 updates, I've had to have my OS reinstalled TWICE due to compatibility issues. Now, $200 geek squad dollars later, I've eliminated that mess but I get this pop-up scam, when I take the computer out of sleep mode, that has a window that won't close and audio of some limey twunt telling me that my computer's been infected by a virus from a malicious porn site and that I need to call the number on the screen because all of my personal info including Passwords for banking, social media sites, credit cards, etc... etc... have been compromised.
Most asshats would shit themselves hearing this blaring from their computer speakers, as the very official looking screen blinks an 1-888 number and implores you to call it to work with their "windows professionals" to eliminate this infection.
If this happens to you, do the following:
Hold Control, alt, delete simultaneously.
Choose "task manager" from the resulting menu, and close your browser.
It disappears. I'm not sure if it'll happen again, but for Christ's sake... DON'T call the number and play ball with these mongrel terrorists. The only infection your computer has is some fucker slipped in that pop up in the form of a familiar email with a link you (and I) mistakenly clicked.
Go to "remove program" in your control panel and look for one of these. Delete it, problem solved. THANKS FOR YOUR USELESS SECURITY UPDATES WINDOWS 10!!!!!!
I have shown this rant to so many colleagues in my IT jobs and they never find it funny. Do they have to know Joe? I explain beforehand it's a dumb boomer.Truly one of Joe's finest-ever moments. I still say "limey twunt" all the time.
Unfortunately, yes, I think you need to appreciate the source with this one. To me, the hilarious part was Joe believing he'd discovered a secret hidden Windows trick that no one knew about. Remember, he'd probably owned a computer for around twenty years at this point.I have shown this rant to so many colleagues in my IT jobs and they never find it funny. Do they have to know Joe? I explain beforehand it's a dumb boomer.
what about ones that has a functional penisAll ftm freaks do the same caricature. Short hair, slight stubble. That's what they think a man is. Where's the ftm who become men who clean shave and have long hair?
Hahahahaha yes they try to act like dudebros, it's almost adorable.I encountered one IRL before. It's funny how they try to "hang" but they don't really get the HANG of it (cc @Josh Goodnaturedly). Even when they grow a minoxidil beard, they still interact better among the ladies and faggots because they're awkward as fuck around men. Anyway, I blew the lid on the bitch when I confirmed my suspicion by using the restroom after her. She wasn't in there long enough to be taking a shit and it didn't smell at all, but the seat was down. Busted, bitch.
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