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Can we please dissect "The little cunt won't even look at me" again? Lol

DMAN

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This is something a 51 year old man texted to his co-worker in reference to his business partner of nearly 20 years who was sitting in the same room with them.

Getting past the fact that middle aged men shouldn't act like demonic teenaged white women belittling behind their backs, what does this text message convey on a deeper level?

It conveys an ongoing vitriol, and INTENTIONAL mind games, manipulation, mental torture. Aintfunny and Norton were deliberately toying with Opie and gaslighting him on the air and in that studio when the mics were off. Those two queen creeps would giggle at every little word they each uttered, and would completely tune out Opie or no-sell him. But then would pretend to be his pal, like Stupid Norton going to concerts and games with Opie. Getting rides home with him. It becomes evident during the times where you can hear Aintfunny and Stupid Norton reluctantly laughing because they just can't help but find the Opester amusing even after lying to themselves and each other about who the real don boss that started this here thing ever was.

The context behind the text message is even worse -- It came the first show after Aintfunny was bashing FH Riley's on twitter. So why would Auntie Cumia be gloating about the fact that Opie wouldn't look at him? Because he WANTED Opie to be pissed off at him over the FH Riley's rant. Because he only did that to provoke Opie, because he wanted Opie to explode on him (coulda been a model) and quit the show so he could be with Norton, which is what Opie kept suggesting they do. Split the show so Opie did mornings with Norton and Aintfunny and Norton do afternoons with some overlap. But of course Aintfunny realized he would be taking on responsibility and an actual workload, pressure of actually delivering, so he opted out. Everything that happened in Aintfunny's career, he fell into. The youtube commenters will have you believe Opie somehow miraculously made the perfect fuckups that made them millions of dollars 2 or 3 times over. But Auntie was just benefitting from Opie's footwork.

If you carry Opie Hate in your heart, go pierce it with a rusty dagger. You deserve not to walk this planet, this demented world, with lies to tell yourself. It is a universally-accepted fact that O&A shows where Stupid Norton was in LA or wherever (who cares) that the show was infinitely better, because weakling codependent self esteemless nigger Aintfunny was compelled to fall back into the abusive relationship with Opie, who apparently scarred Aintfunny, Stupid Norton, Sam, Erock, and everyone else who attends Opie Hate Parties and speaks Opie Hate Lies.

"The little cunt won't even look at me" is US VS. THEM childish schoolyard girl drama. The irony in that statement alone, made in a private chat without confronting "the little cunt" was made even greater when as soon as Retard hit send to the wrong number, "the little cunt" was making direct eye contact with Aintfunny and telling him off like the little shit rag that he is. Stupid Norton probably slithered away, the coward he is, saying nothing and lying saying the text wasn't meant for him. "I would be SHOCKED to hear Auntie say that!" Meanwhile Stupid Aintfunny threw Norton under the bus by admitting the text was meant for Norton OOOOPS

You faggots are really begging for an awakening; about who CREATED The Virus, and who pushed it across America. Aintfunny was a tap-dancing monkey for Opie, to mold into a superstar, and look where Stupid Aintfunny is now without the guiding hand of Opie. Look at him now. Look at them all. Norton can't even fill a room. The fact is, O&A both took themse`lves out the game. But only Aintfunny is in denial and thinks he's right. Opie is truly being wronged and has been by many people, much like Fez Whatley was throughout his life.

Aintfunny got exiled for justifiable reasons by Bill Burr, Joe Derosa, Amy Schumer, The Comedy Cellar at large, Robert Kelly, etc.

Opie got ghosted by Joe Rogan which is complete bullshit, but is still on fine terms with Louis CK, Bill Burr, and other strongmen in the industry.

"The little cunt won't even look at me" ??? Well how about you pipe up, and address the fact that you trashed his restaurant and he's clearly so annoyed at you he doesn't even want you in his sight.

"The little cunt won't even look at me." -- What does this statement say to you? How do you NOT lose faith in a partnership when you find the person talking about you that way? MALICE -- Intentionally provoking me to react or feel hostile toward you, this is what a PSYCHOTIC WIFE does to her HUSBAND.
 

Mick_Mickerson

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This is something a 51 year old man texted to his co-worker in reference to his business partner of nearly 20 years who was sitting in the same room with them.

Getting past the fact that middle aged men shouldn't act like demonic teenaged white women belittling behind their backs, what does this text message convey on a deeper level?

It conveys an ongoing vitriol, and INTENTIONAL mind games, manipulation, mental torture. Aintfunny and Norton were deliberately toying with Opie and gaslighting him on the air and in that studio when the mics were off. Those two queen creeps would giggle at every little word they each uttered, and would completely tune out Opie or no-sell him. But then would pretend to be his pal, like Stupid Norton going to concerts and games with Opie. Getting rides home with him. It becomes evident during the times where you can hear Aintfunny and Stupid Norton reluctantly laughing because they just can't help but find the Opester amusing even after lying to themselves and each other about who the real don boss that started this here thing ever was.

The context behind the text message is even worse -- It came the first show after Aintfunny was bashing FH Riley's on twitter. So why would Auntie Cumia be gloating about the fact that Opie wouldn't look at him? Because he WANTED Opie to be pissed off at him over the FH Riley's rant. Because he only did that to provoke Opie, because he wanted Opie to explode on him (coulda been a model) and quit the show so he could be with Norton, which is what Opie kept suggesting they do. Split the show so Opie did mornings with Norton and Aintfunny and Norton do afternoons with some overlap. But of course Aintfunny realized he would be taking on responsibility and an actual workload, pressure of actually delivering, so he opted out. Everything that happened in Aintfunny's career, he fell into. The youtube commenters will have you believe Opie somehow miraculously made the perfect fuckups that made them millions of dollars 2 or 3 times over. But Auntie was just benefitting from Opie's footwork.

If you carry Opie Hate in your heart, go pierce it with a rusty dagger. You deserve not to walk this planet, this demented world, with lies to tell yourself. It is a universally-accepted fact that O&A shows where Stupid Norton was in LA or wherever (who cares) that the show was infinitely better, because weakling codependent self esteemless nigger Aintfunny was compelled to fall back into the abusive relationship with Opie, who apparently scarred Aintfunny, Stupid Norton, Sam, Erock, and everyone else who attends Opie Hate Parties and speaks Opie Hate Lies.

"The little cunt won't even look at me" is US VS. THEM childish schoolyard girl drama. The irony in that statement alone, made in a private chat without confronting "the little cunt" was made even greater when as soon as Retard hit send to the wrong number, "the little cunt" was making direct eye contact with Aintfunny and telling him off like the little shit rag that he is. Stupid Norton probably slithered away, the coward he is, saying nothing and lying saying the text wasn't meant for him. "I would be SHOCKED to hear Auntie say that!" Meanwhile Stupid Aintfunny threw Norton under the bus by admitting the text was meant for Norton OOOOPS

You faggots are really begging for an awakening; about who CREATED The Virus, and who pushed it across America. Aintfunny was a tap-dancing monkey for Opie, to mold into a superstar, and look where Stupid Aintfunny is now without the guiding hand of Opie. Look at him now. Look at them all. Norton can't even fill a room. The fact is, O&A both took themse`lves out the game. But only Aintfunny is in denial and thinks he's right. Opie is truly being wronged and has been by many people, much like Fez Whatley was throughout his life.

Aintfunny got exiled for justifiable reasons by Bill Burr, Joe Derosa, Amy Schumer, The Comedy Cellar at large, Robert Kelly, etc.

Opie got ghosted by Joe Rogan which is complete bullshit, but is still on fine terms with Louis CK, Bill Burr, and other strongmen in the industry.

"The little cunt won't even look at me" ??? Well how about you pipe up, and address the fact that you trashed his restaurant and he's clearly so annoyed at you he doesn't even want you in his sight.

"The little cunt won't even look at me." -- What does this statement say to you? How do you NOT lose faith in a partnership when you find the person talking about you that way? MALICE -- Intentionally provoking me to react or feel hostile toward you, this is what a PSYCHOTIC WIFE does to her HUSBAND.
There's a nugget here, but you need to flesh it out some more
 

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There's a nugget here, but you need to flesh it out some more

Here's an idea, if you're not going to engage in the actual thread, save your little faggot meta comments for the inside of your rotting mind where more than 10 words at once makes you complain like a cocksucker.

Have you ever posted anything that anyone remembers? The DMAN sees your name a whole lot, but nothing good comes to mind. Maybe work on your own shit and then come back to The Icon with your attempted jabs. Have a blessed morning.
 

The Sue Deal

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"The little cunt won't even look at me" is US VS. THEM childish schoolyard girl drama. The irony in that statement alone, made in a private chat without confronting "the little cunt" was made even greater when as soon as Retard hit send to the wrong number, "the little cunt" was making direct eye contact with Aintfunny and telling him off like the little shit rag that he is. Stupid Norton probably slithered away, the coward he is, saying nothing and lying saying the text wasn't meant for him. "I would be SHOCKED to hear Auntie say that!" Meanwhile Stupid Aintfunny threw Norton under the bus by admitting the text was meant for Norton OOOOPS
Even worse, he tried to tell a blatant lie and say the “little cunt” was Norton. As if Anthony would just randomly text Opie shit talking Norton. Opie said “Thats bullshit” and Anthony cracked and went “WELL YOURE NOT FUCKING LOOKING AT ME OK!!!” Complete pussy.

To make things even better, Opie brought this up in his argument with Jim. He told Jim to his face he knew who the text was for, and the stupid blinking worm went “I DONT REMEMBER THE TEXT…HE SAID HE WAS SENDING IT TO A GIRLFRIEND…WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS?? I DONT KNOW WHO HE MEANT TO SEND IT TO!” and the whole time the Opster KNEW he was lying straight to his face.

And of course, years after that argument, faggot Norton cashes his “has to go on TACS every other year” coupon to make Aintfunny feel good…and of course they start gossiping like fucking hens over decade old drama…”TEEE HEEEE I DID GET THAT TEXT THAT WAS MEANT FOR ME HAHAHA ISNT IT SO FUNNY WE SABOTAGED OUR COWORKER AND LIED TO HIS FACE ABOUT IT FOR 10 YEARS?”

These people don’t deserve happiness. Nana deserves to stroke out on his tile floor and experience an extended, painful, death. Norton deserves to live for the next 50 years with that stupid “wife” of his because there can be no worse fate for him.
 

Mick_Mickerson

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Here's an idea, if you're not going to engage in the actual thread, save your little faggot meta comments for the inside of your rotting mind where more than 10 words at once makes you complain like a cocksucker.

Have you ever posted anything that anyone remembers? The DMAN sees your name a whole lot, but nothing good comes to mind. Maybe work on your own shit and then come back to The Icon with your attempted jabs. Have a blessed morning.
It's always in good taste to mock your bloviating, verbose communication style. Again, I agree with your sentiment and I've been Team Opie before it was cool, as well.

As far as quality of posts, our rib to post ratios are about the same (yours is less than one rib higher)--you just have double the number of posts in a shorter amount of time.
 

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Opie’s name is used as kind of an insult in the comedy world these days, but I still think his reputation is far more intact than Anthony’s. At this point you’re tanking your career by even being in the same room as Anthony or having any positive interaction with him online. He’s a complete pariah.

My favorite thing about Opie right now though has to do with Skankfest. Luis has said that an O&A reunion is his dream event (lol, like anyone would even care at this point) and you just know that Anthony is desperate for the paycheck. It’s very clear that Opie is the one preventing this from happening which I greatly respect. Not only would it be a dud but it’s a sign that he truly doesn’t need the money and would rather retire with dignity.
 

DMAN

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“Gaslighting”

Only faggots and women use terms like that.

You just used it.

It's always in good taste to mock your bloviating, verbose communication style. Again, I agree with your sentiment and I've been Team Opie before it was cool, as well.

As far as quality of posts, our rib to post ratios are about the same (yours is less than one rib higher)--you just have double the number of posts in a shorter amount of time.

Maybe one day, one of your few and far between posts will stick with someone. The DMAN is a high-contributing content creator, you're a mere commenter.

Thanks for keeping it brief :image_9247:

The objective here isn't to save you from having to read text. The DMAN has next to zero respect for your time.
 
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