Can Captain Kamala Explain This To Me?

[iBangedQuasi]

I'm stupid and a virgin. I see many black and brown women with this on dating sites. Lots of Dominicans (basically black, no?)

@captain_kamala help

 

[iBangedQuasi]

It looks so fucking stupid. Like your mom licked her finger to stop your cowlick from sticking up lol

 

[Dog Eater]

women must be sold into sexual slavery for their own good.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

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Thank u!!!!

 

[aRTie02150]

Ugh "baby hair" as they call it.

Always makes me think of Silvo from Seinfeld.

 

[captain_kamala]

That's a lace front with baby hairs, it's just supposed to look more realistic than the typical helmet wig. You can buy them like that or just buy the baby hairs and glue them on

Only chicks with good hair have baby hairs, black girls have "edges". We are not the same
Hottie mixed and Spanish girls have been styling their baby hairs like that for so long and black people want it the same way they want white people hair
I don't know how to do it and it looks silly when I try so I just don't. But black girls are so jealous of my hair omg

 

[aRTie02150]

"my forehead is gigantic, lemme glue some hair to it so it doesn't look so gargantuan."

 

[Dog Eater]

That's a lace front with baby hairs, it's just supposed to look more realistic than the typical helmet wig. You can buy them like that or just buy the baby hairs and glue them on

Only chicks with good hair have baby hairs, black girls have "edges". We are not the same
Hottie mixed and Spanish girls have been styling their baby hairs like that for so long and black people want it the same way they want white people hair
I don't know how to do it and it looks silly when I try so I just don't. But black girls are so jealous of my hair omg

Thank you for having good hair.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

That's a lace front with baby hairs, it's just supposed to look more realistic than the typical helmet wig. You can buy them like that or just buy the baby hairs and glue them on

Only chicks with good hair have baby hairs, black girls have "edges". We are not the same
Hottie mixed and Spanish girls have been styling their baby hairs like that for so long and black people want it the same way they want white people hair
I don't know how to do it and it looks silly when I try so I just don't. But black girls are so jealous of my hair omg

Why? It looks retarded

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

Tangentially related, why do thieving black authors wear stuff like this on their head?

 

[PogromStallone]

That's a lace front with baby hairs, it's just supposed to look more realistic than the typical helmet wig. You can buy them like that or just buy the baby hairs and glue them on

Only chicks with good hair have baby hairs, black girls have "edges". We are not the same
Hottie mixed and Spanish girls have been styling their baby hairs like that for so long and black people want it the same way they want white people hair
I don't know how to do it and it looks silly when I try so I just don't. But black girls are so jealous of my hair omg

Black women are so dumb, lol.

 

[aRTie02150]

Black women are so dumb, lol.

They date men who abuse them physically and psychologically. Lol.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Jesus, I didnt know these were getting glued on. I thought they were just making do with what they got dealt.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

They date men who abuse them physically and psychologically. Lol.

Stupid white women do that too. They're called mud sharks and @NoBacon has kicked them from the white race already

 

[NoBacon]

Stupid white women do that too. They're called mud sharks and @NoBacon has kicked them from the white race already

They purposefully have retarded babies when they do that lol

 

[captain_kamala]

Jesus, I didnt know these were getting glued on. I thought they were just making do with what they got dealt.

No, this is what they're working with

 

[CuntFucker .]

They purposefully have retarded babies when they do that lol View attachment 228386

I can't tell at this point if you honestly believe this kind of stuff or doing a bit.

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

I never knew they made forehead glue. I'm always learning stuff on this site.

 

[aRTie02150]

No, this is what they're working with

Needs a lineup.

 

[captain_kamala]

This is the comb you use to style them. You use the rat tail part to form the general shape, then the brush and comb to get all the hairs in place. It's pretty difficult

Silk Eements Multi-Purpose Edge Comb | Hair Combs | Sally Beauty

Shop for Multi-Purpose Edge Comb from Silk Eements at Sally Beauty. For smoothing and grooming edges.

www.sallybeauty.com